UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[C’est la VoR]

DAME PRITI PATEL

 

[Madison]

He’s given the parliamentary hairdresser an MBE.

 

[Ill Advised]

Absolute Bollocks

 

[dzjermlaw]

It feels like if you just gave that entire list straight to the prosecutors, it would save a lot of time.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Nothing for Michael Gove.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

He’s given the parliamentary hairdresser an MBE.

Particularly when you consider HIS hair!

 

[Madison]

No peerages for Dorries or Sharma. Or Johnson’s father.

 

[Madison]

Sir Michael Fabricant (?!)

 

[Madison]

Sir Simon Clarke (38) has only been an MP since 2017.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Sir Simon Clarke (38) has only been an MP since 2017.

I went to school with him. One of us grew out of Toryism

Now he’s a Knight and here I am stanning Blanka - I think we know who won

 

[Kate]

SCREAMING at Nadine getting SHIT ALL

 

[funky]

The former Torygraph writer Will Lewis gets a knighthood, for services to propaganda

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Why does Dame Priti Patel sound like a pisstake a la 'Dame Lizzy Cundy'?

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ill Advised]

Privileges committee must have found him mega guilty

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

He's blaming Harriet Harman for it

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

He's blaming Harriet Harman for it

Well nothing is EVER HIS fault now is it ?

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Maybe he's going to run away with Nadine and start a new life

 

[dzjermlaw]

I guess Nadine probably knew that this was coming as well.

 

[Madison]

Resignation essay:

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Oh it just breaks your heart

 

[Madison]

“It is very sad to be leaving parliament - at least for now”

 

[Ill Advised]

He’s gonna go full Trump

At least he doesn’t have the same fanatical support behind him here….

 

[jyxz]

I guess Nadine probably knew that this was coming as well.

That was my take

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He’s gonna go full Trump

At least he doesn’t have the same fanatical support behind him here….

He thinks he does. The Brits just aren't as fanatical.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

SAD!

 

[Finnland]

DON'T START ON HARRIET HARMAN YOU CUNT

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Quitting now to avoid the humiliation of losing his seat?

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Quitting now to avoid the humiliation of losing his seat?

Well he can't be such a martyr if he is voted out by the public

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Christian]

I honestly thought Simon Clarke was in his FIFTIES

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Apparently currently in Africa.

Is he colonising?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Apparently currently in Africa.

Is he colonising?

Desperately searching for somewhere without an extradition treaty, I would imagine.

 

[Christian]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I honestly thought Simon Clarke was in his FIFTIES

He’s literally a week older than me! Did a lot of the same classes.

(And I look 19! )

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

He’s literally a week older than me!

(And I look 19!)

Said a certain former Tory leader.

 

[Christian]

He’s literally a week older than me! Did a lot of the same classes.

(And I look 19! )

I'm SHOCKED and SHOOK

 

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