UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

I got as far as the bit where he was ‘shocked’ at the revelations of parties in his house that he attended and I think I’ve already got a grasp on how reliable a narrator he’s going to be.
 
ButterTart said:
I got as far as the bit where he was ‘shocked’ at the revelations of parties in his house that he attended and I think I’ve already got a grasp on how reliable a narrator he’s going to be.
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"Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne, being Prime Minister? What WERE they thinking?"
 
I want to fucking know how you "mislead unintentionally". That doesn't even make sense.

He really does think we're all THICK
 
funky said:
I want to fucking know how you "mislead unintentionally". That doesn't even make sense.

He really does think we're all THICK
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It means, at best, "I had no idea what the fuck was going on in my own house". Probably because he was already pissed and had passed out in a heap. I mean, that is a man who has woken up with "cunt" in marker pen on his forehead more than once.
 
When I was 17 I told my parents that I fell asleep and then my friends decided to have a party and it didn’t wake me up. Same vibe here
 
But you can’t mislead unintentionally!

The very word mislead is an intent to change a narrative. It cannot be unintentional.

Fucking prick.
 
Not necessarily, you can absolutely mislead without it being intentional. It is standard language in parliaments to say "inadvertently misled".

Sturgeon was found to have misled parliament by misremembering the date she had a conversation with Alex Salmond, but was cleared of it being intentional.
 
He just got stung by it being pointed out that that there was a cheese and wine party, in sight and just metres from his apartment. He clearly wasn't expecting and fell away from his pre planned answers. He's a fucking rubbish liar.
 
That they're not using Sue Gray's evidence is a delightfully tactical move by the committee and is much to Boris's chagrin.
 
I had a look at the newspapers this morning and the doubling down / presenting Boris as “coming out fighting” from the usual suspects was quite sickening
 
funky said:
I had a look at the newspapers this morning and the doubling down / presenting Boris as “coming out fighting” from the usual suspects was quite sickening
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Don't forget the Daily Telegraph leading with some bullshit about Keir Starmer's tax affairs :manson:
 
Why is the Daily Mail front page just a WALL OF WORDS? What happened to a ZIPPY HEADLINE?
 
Read the room you stupid twat

Even your supporters aren’t buying that shite
 
The oddest but not unlikely rumour about the parties is that the infamous ABBA party was attended by non other than Queen Consort Camilla. This allegedly explains why it was not brought up at the committee.
 
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