Speculate Wildly About Enya

[AGinAg (38)]

Does anyone hear KNOW SHANE? His content is so Moopy coded.

 

[disneyteletubby]

to Jedward

They were fun

Enya likes how Edward is just appreciating the song, and how John does a decent impression of her realising they're watching

Edit: she doesn't meet Jedward that often these days, nor does she share political and artist views with the same conviction. Still, she's supportive of the brothers, and doesn't like how Louis called them vile on Big Brother, when he's the sort of nasty one.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does anyone hear KNOW SHANE? His content is so Moopy coded.

I believe he has slid into at least one Moopist's DMs!

 

[Finn]

Enya is depressed this morning, so is watching Charlie and Lola

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya hugely admires children's TV of the British Isles from the late 90s and 2000s! Thanks to her niblings, she got the chance to be absorbed in these shows frequently.

Many of the scores were exemplary (Charlie and Lola not only won BAFTAs, it got RTS Best Original Score it was that good!).

Spoiler: First episode 💖

The carrot and fish finger tunes remind me of Enya’s music

In place of the Beatles song 'When I'm Sixty-Four' she'd rather sing 64 Zoo Lane next year

Spoiler: Theme song and closing music ♡

I used to hear this nearly every evening on CBeebies

Enya's quote here:

“That is going to be such a big hit. Envy, envy, I wish I’d written it!”

 

[Lucille]

Thanks to her niblings

Great now all I can think of is her GNAWING ON MY TEET!

 

[Finn]

Enya is depressed this afternoon, so she is gnawing on Lucille's teet

 

[Ellie]

Enya swears that wanking can cure hiccups.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is on a quiet walk (around the grounds of her castle, it's going to be too busy elsewhere ) this St Patrick's Day, wearing green, humming an underrated piece of hers, in honour of the real Patrick.

 

[GNL]

Enya will go to Dublin Zoo this afternoon to kill all the snakes St Patrick missed.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is glad to know that Zoe Ball is back on Radio 2 but had no idea she sang like this

Spoiler

Quite a decent rendition!
(The singer is not actually Zoe Ball, but kind of looked like a younger her, and this video's apparently new, alongside the news about Zoe Ball and her return after being away caring for her mum.)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya is currently trying to source a discount on Adobe CC for her new top secret housecastleguest, since she refuses to pay full price to only use a couple of programs.

 

[SystemAddict]

Despite “Shane Reaction” being a tiresome attention seeking unserving cunt, he does have a point regarding Enya’s existence. I discovered her ethereal appearance in a stained glass window this past weekend.

 

[Lucille]

Enya has Kate Middleton locked up at her castle and has put her in charge of clearing out her chamber pots.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya listened to Wuthering Heights on Greatest Hits Radio a few minutes ago, and admits it is a great song.

She is also 90% certain that she will make a public appearance sooner than either Kate (Bush or Middleton)

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discover her ethereal appearance

6th April is a possible day for a public sighting of Enya, for this ️

Also is that stained glass picture a digital edit or real?

 

[SystemAddict]

Also is that stained glass picture a digital edit or real?

It’s an illustration from a Sunday newspaper supplement celebrating Ireland’s national treasures.

As you are an ENYA COMPLETIST, I’ve taken a photo of the accompanying paragraph and the full picture of Enya enjoying a tinkle on the piano with Saint Twink.

 

[Finn]

Enya's favourite ever Britain's Got Talent contestant is the jolly pianist Jean Martyn, who she hopes to collaborate with one day

 

[disneyteletubby]

the jolly pianist Jean Martyn, who she hopes to collaborate with one day

As amazing as Jean Martyn continues to be, Enya would never collaborate with other pianists – simply because many of them are beyond her (piano-playing) league and deserving of recognition in their own right.

However, when it comes to Oscar-nominated female composer/pianists, the one she envies musically is Rachel Portman:

Enya would feel very strange playing in a forest surrounded by bluebells, but it certainly looks awesome.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Friends say Enya's meth habits have got out of hand. One told the snu "her face fell off".

 

[disneyteletubby]

all sorts of shocking things you wouldn't expect her to say 'Wolf Oconiro'

I discovered something else she says in the backwards version of Orinoco Flow. (1:40 in the long version, 56s in single/video version)
"they would not hear me right"

Spoiler

Both referring to her time not being listened to in Clannad, and what I first misheard the lyric "to the lands I've never seen" as - "to the London Embassy"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya didn't want How Can I Keep From Singing and On My Way Home to be officially 4K converted (my attempt of one is here) because "my skin's bad there".
She is happier in her skin in her 60s than she ever has been (sans Hydradermie facials) for the last half a century.

 

[disneyteletubby]

She is also 90% certain that she will make a public appearance sooner than either Kate (Bush or Middleton)

Enya thought eh, never mind, but she's 99% sure that her next photographed public appearance is going to be more fun and lighthearted.

She is spending this Saturday wondering about her favourites instrumentals from The Celts. If it wasn't for the recognition Boadicea got, it would be Oisín or Aldebaran.

 

[Finn]

Enya has dispatched a dove of healing to the Princess of Wales

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya had a nice sunny Palm Sunday.
Randomly wondering about the fans who knew of the London apartment she had in the 2000s.
Edit: this place?

charming little maisonette in Maidenhead

 

[disneyteletubby]

She might change that - not much Fiona Bruce after all
[BGCOLOR=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Rebecca Jones[/BGCOLOR] and her "very very tall" tweet? (aw, I didn't realise she left in August..!)

Also kind of likes Jane Hill, and of course Maryam Moshiri.

Enya believes Lauren Taylor is by far the best 'new' BBC newsreader (previously at Al Jazeera and ITV.) She'd love to be able to speak like her!

 

[Finn]

Enya is rewatching It Ain't Half Hot Mum.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Interesting AI on the song (but other voice) haha


Enya will thinking something in Irish along the lines of bloody hell! upon discovering that there is now a half-decent AI voice trained to sound like her:

 

[Kate]

Enya is rewatching It Ain't Half Hot Mum.

Enya has posted on Facebook bemoaning the fact the LEFTY WOKE SNOWFLAKE BBC don't make 'em like that anymore.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is wondering whether she can now obtain royalties (60% upward) from AI voice generations of her.

I'll try and train an AI voice in 2025, if she doesn't release anything this year..!

 

[Finn]

if she doesn't release anything this year..!

when she doesn't release anything this year*

 

[disneyteletubby]

Ben Shepherd and Cat Deeley presenting This Morning and hopes it'll be a fun interview when the time comes

She was watching Lorraine and now This Morning,

Spoiler: and particularly liked

the elaborate Easter eggs, Sharlene Spiteri|when Gyles Brandreth kept quiet, former BBC newsreader and favourite Kate Silverton with her valid points on overdiagnosed ADHD and autism in children, the dog Buddy, Ben, Cat's trousers, some woman's blue jumper with flowers (but her own is better ;) and a few kind of things yet to be shown.
Edit: also the modelling and range of the 'stylish spring dresses'!

and finds it interesting residing by the armpit of Kylie and some other woman in gold.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Oh and also @ZenGiraffe

bring her closer to the front for the next edit

pleased that this has been fulfilled.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Enya has been getting crunk up on it
She's been having fun up on, up in her dancery
Enya's got ya'll open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for her
She don't need no hateration or
Holleration in her dancery
Enya's got it percolatin', while she's waitin'
So just dance for Enya

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya [...] the Barbie movie

Enya's opinion of it, whilst the effort put into creating could be seen, she thinks the messages

"sound so corny, it would be horrible"

Spoiler: Link and quote in-context

Here, where the 'out take' quote is:

"I can express myself better in Gaelic, much as with anyone and their first language. But there's no way I could sing 'On Your Shore' in Gaelic. It would sound so corny, it would be horrible. There has to be a different feel to a song to be sung in Gaelic." ~ Enya, 1989 ♡☆

I watched the film earlier (when it happened to be on Sky Cinema channel earlier) and whilst horrible isn't how I'd describe it, it was rather cringey/corny but nice seeing Ncuti (current Doctor Who) as one of the Kens

 

[disneyteletubby]

The closest Enya has (and ever will do) of country music in her own repertoire, is May It Be (sans cinematic instrumental).

 

[smileyanna]

(Hi everyone! I finally created a Moopy account. )

Enya is spending the day baking a Simnel Cake for Easter alongside Roma.
Nicky can already smell the delicious cake, but he isn’t allowed into the kitchen, as he would "ruin everything”.

 

[Finn]

OMG another one

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya approved of both choices of music acts on Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway this evening - Blue Man Group, and JLS, the original lineups.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Tonight Matthew, Enya is...

ROBERT MUGABE

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says if anyone's coming over to hers after the Easter Mass tomorrow, they must sing the chorus of Echoes In Rain before lunch.

She also is happy with the Simnel cake made earlier with Roma, and looks forward to sharing it.