Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department (out April 19th)

[Suedehead]

Tortured Midnight Lovers Tour please
I don’t need Eras - just those three masterpieces for me ;)






Miss me?

 

[Suedehead]

Florida!!!!!!!

 

[Jark]

this one is genuinely excellent



not her trying something different!

I'm watching American Pie
with you on a Saturday night

 

[octophone]

What's with the capital letters on "thanK you aIMee"? KIM? Who is Kim, surely not Kardashian after all this time??

 

[joanne]

imgonnagetyouback is giving MUNA!

 

[Jark]

the back half of the album is sooo folklore in places. The Bolter is quite brilliant

 

[GNL]

I found Midnights really MEH so if you can all reach a consensus on the highlights so I don't have to listen to 31 tracks of Jack and Taylor on autopilot that'd be grand.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not Swiffer rhyming Aristotle with Grand Theft Auto

 

[octophone]

I found Midnights really MEH so if you can all reach a consensus on the highlights so I don't have to listen to 31 tracks of Jack and Taylor on autopilot that'd be grand.

There's as much Dessner, by the looks of it...

 

[RJN]

Just when I finally put in the time to listen to the entire Beyoncé album

 

[SystemAddict]

Is there anything on this musical bloatware as good as Jacqline's Effortless?

 

[Suedehead]

So High School

Queen has gone '90s jangly indie and I can't ----

 

[KC 🦋]

Every single song sounds like it could've come from ANY Taylor album. Severely lacking melodies.

 

[Suedehead]

Is there anything on this musical bloatware as good as Jacqline's Effortless?

 

[mulled vespertine]

It's very Taylor doing her best Lana Del Rey.

 

[octophone]

Well, here's a non-surprise. One of the limited website only versions....was in HMV.

 

[GNL]

The tortured poetry in question.

 

[KC 🦋]

I thought I'd get used to her voice but it's still grating. I hate the way she enunciates her lyrics.

 

[OutSynk]

Her post Max Martin career:

Every single song sounds like it could've come from ANY Taylor album. Severely lacking melodies.

 

[KC 🦋]

Her post Max Martin career:

My dear Taylor-stan bestie said the exact same thing. He was so crushed, he won't even listen to the second half of the album.

 

[RJN]

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The tortured poetry in question.

Thank you Taylor for writing poetry for those of us who don’t understand poetry

 

[Pipo]

this one is genuinely excellent



not her trying something different!

I'm watching American Pie
with you on a Saturday night

She really said I want my MTV (90's only) High School was an instant keeper for me.

 

[dUb]

 

[GNL]

'So High School' and 'I Can Do It With a Broken Heart' are my takeaways at the moment. There's a lot of DROSS though.

 

[dUb]

 

[Joseph]

I’m loving Florida!!!

 

[dUb]

 

[jivafox]

"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart"

 

[Jark]

you're not Dylan Thomas
and I'm not Patti Smith
this ain't the Chelsea Hotel
we're modern idiots

okay I LOVE the title track.

 

[Pipo]

Living for this absolute REACH

 

[Jark]

current TOP FIVE

01 The Bolter
02 I Can Fix Him (no really I can)
03 So High School
04 The Tortured Poets Department
05 Robin

 

[Iguana]

Omg I'm dying with emotion at IomI. I had to LIE ON THE FLOOR

 

[OutSynk]

I gave up halfway through. So Long, London was lovely.

 

[Pipo]

1. So High School
2. Florida!!!
3. I Can Fix Him
4. The Black Dog
5. How Did It End?

although they all could be from Midnights and the regular listener wouldn't even notice Please God make her leave Jacqueline ASAP.

 

[RJN]

1. The Prophecy
2. So Long London
3. The Black Dog
4. Tortured Poets Department
5. Florida

 

[RJN]

So High School and Fortnight and the one with all the names are up there too

 

[Joseph]

 

[POP!]

 

[Joseph]

CMON BUDGET

 

[KC 🦋]

Post Malone is still a thing?