Portugal 2025: Napa - Deslocado

[Penelope]

Festival da Canção artists and songs are out there apparently, but not sure if the songs themselves have been released yet. I'm sure our fado correspondent @VoR will be on those like hotcakes AS AND WHEN

 

[Pingu]

The press conference is happening, the songs will be online in 15.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can someone let me know how strong a Giraffe warning needs to be issued in light of this hellish event?

 

[Pingu]

No.

 

[VoR]

Festival da Canção artists and songs are out there apparently, but not sure if the songs themselves have been released yet. I'm sure our fado correspondent @VoR will be on those like hotcakes AS AND WHEN

I woke up today with full flu and am currently semi-comatose on the couch, it's almost as though my body knew this ordeal was coming.

 

[GNL]

Excited for some REAL MUSIC

 

[Penelope]

Why do I feel like it's going to be another year without pimba

 

[VoR]

Not Portugal trying for their own Bambie Thug moment!

 

[Penelope]

Doesn't feel very PORTUGUESE

 

[VoR]

Quite enjoying the DRAMA of this one.

 

[VoR]

Potentially one for the Telemoveis truthers

 

[win_the_game]

Quite the fan of this. Feels like it’s aiming for Saudade Saudade but doesn’t quite get there.

 

[win_the_game]

A very WTG-coded set of songs again this year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A very WTG-coded set of songs again this year.

 

[dmlaw]

Not Portugal trying for their own Bambie Thug moment!

@ButterTart I know it doesn’t sound very likely, but Portugal have accidentally given us the best song of Eurovision season 2025

 

[VoR]

So Portugal have quietly crept up to 8th in the odds, largely down to this song. I could definitely see it doing very well, especially in an uptempo dominated year.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Portugal have quietly crept up to 8th in the odds

 

[Kratz]

119 jury votes
19 televotes

 

[Penelope]

I won't mind Portugal winning again any time soon. Even if it's dreadful, they make marvellous hosts.

 

[Pingu]

They were dreadful hosts, it's just a generally lovely country and you're just seeing it through "First Eurovision" tinted glasses.

 

[Penelope]

It's the 'any excuse to go to Portugal' factor really.

 

[GNL]

Quite the fan of this. Feels like it’s aiming for Saudade Saudade but doesn’t quite get there.

Lisboa is actually the Capital of Portugal, not Bulgaria. Rookie error.

 

[GNL]

Also JOSH is up there with the greats* in terms of Eurovision acts just having remarkably ungooglable stage names.

* None of whom I can remember the names of. Beth, probably? Jane, maybe? Almost certainly Sarah.

 

[D5K]

They were dreadful hosts

How so?

 

[Tisch]

SOUNDS HINGED

 

[Lucille]

Not a Portuguese twink in a PUSSY BOW blouse.



Haven’t we suffered enough?

 

[Tisch]

PEOPLE ARE CRYING

 

[Penelope]

Portugal at 15.5 on Betfair Exchange at the moment. If it's as good as that says it is I can see it being much lower this time tomorrow.

 

[Kratz]

So thoughtful
Face AND drama
People are crying

Why is everything from Wiwi expressed in such a way that I want to put my face through a wall

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I believe Wiwiblogs is evil

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I KNOW Portugal is evil.

 

[Lucille]

He’s so useless when it comes to using GAY SLANG. We need to take his gay card away from him.

 

[Kratz]

He’s so useless when it comes to using GAY SLANG. We need to take his gay card away from him.

Y’all just ain’t ready

 

[Dark Carnival]

PEOPLE ARE CRYING

 

[Lucille]

No idea if I’m on the right channel tbh.

 

[Penelope]

HERE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why am I choosing to suffer the start of this please

 

[Penelope]

God absolutely none of these lot are offering even the slightest sniff of a banger (bar perhaps JESSICA PINA)

 

[Lucille]

Has anyone figured out how to get this on the APP?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Either of these hosts are hot

BRING BACK MR ICELAND