We did, of course, know that Portugal was a uniquely evil country. But we didn’t realise quite how evil they actually are. Even Spain aren’t dumb enough to send their weirdo regional acts to the actual contest.
Well done to the juries for managing to pick the wrong answer even after using ask the audience. May Portugal get the result they always deserve for this bag of absolute nothingness.
Portugal and Spain have really become total opposites. Spain insists on sending the right thing even though Europe cruelly pays them dust. While Portugal insists on sending the wrong thing even though Europe rightly pays them dust.