Portugal 2025: Napa - Deslocado (1 Viewer)

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

at "distressingly Portuguese"

 

[ADONK5]

If they're not swinging from a lamppost I'm not interested.

(no, not like that)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

If they're not swinging from a lamppost I'm not interested.

(no, not like that)

 

[dzjermlaw]

We did, of course, know that Portugal was a uniquely evil country. But we didn’t realise quite how evil they actually are. Even Spain aren’t dumb enough to send their weirdo regional acts to the actual contest.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

So this won, well...


It came 2nd in the televote and 4th with the jury, it tied for first with Diana Vilarinho but televote took precedence over the jury.

The runner-up:



Henka won the televote but got a CRUEL 0 from the jury.



Josh and those nails came about 5th overall.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Anyway, utter anonymous snoozefest of a winner is the first thing that springs to mind.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Oh.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[ButterTart]

Well done to the juries for managing to pick the wrong answer even after using ask the audience. May Portugal get the result they always deserve for this bag of absolute nothingness.

 

[Marina Salty]

I woke up today and chose Suzy - Eu quero ser tua instead.

 

[Apo-KANT!]

I woke up today and chose Suzy - Eu quero ser tua instead.

 

[TiShh]

As Yara Sofia once said, "well they need someone to be out first!"

(I haven't listened, they just look shit )

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Portugal and Spain have really become total opposites. Spain insists on sending the right thing even though Europe cruelly pays them dust. While Portugal insists on sending the wrong thing even though Europe rightly pays them dust.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Nnn n j nmmmmmmm mNH

 

[C’est la VoR]

Well that’s Portugal’s qualification streak ended.

 

[Marina Salty]

(I haven't listened)

Don't even bother!

 

[C’est la VoR]

Finding this quite lovely now

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

NURSE!

 

[ButterTart]

Portugal delight in finding new and thrilling ways to be utterly fucking intolerable.

 

[Marina Salty]

Finding this quite lovely now

Same.

 

[win_the_game]

I really like this. Long may Portugal continue doing their own thing.

 

[ADONK5]

I still think this year's final is weaker for Josh not flailing emotionally around that pole.