Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (1 Viewer)

Shit lotteries (HEALTH/POSTCODE) are still bringing it with their REAL LIFE WINNERS

"We've nevuh won anyfing 'av we WILF"



That cunt with the SHARPIES can DO ONE
 
Those shit Clearscore ones with the dog with a stupid voice. Now featuring another dog with an equally shitty voice.
 
I hate both DACIA and WICKES...

... they both seem to be done in this kinda 'tough guy' voice which I find I want to hit with a pan.
 
The mobile Final Fantasy game/app that pops up whenever I use Grindr or Growler or even YouTube.
 
That one where the hipster dykey 12 year old is running around New York with her iPad and the neighbour asks what she's doing on her computer to which she replies OH SO NONCHALANT "what's a computer?" :manson:

I'm sorry Apple but we are not living in a world where young people have never heard the word computer, you twats.
 
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That one where the hipster dykey 12 year old is running around New York with her iPad and the neighbour asks what she's doing on her computer to which she replies OH SO NONCHALANT "what's a computer?" :manson:

I'm sorry Apple but we are not living in a world where young people have never heard the word computer, you twats.
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Finally an advert that we get over here too, and YES! That’s such an odd inclusion too, are we supposed to think the kid only knows the word iPad?
 
As a millennial, computers are so 2000-and-late. I edit my daily vlog, design urban street art and post revenge porn all using my smart-watch.
 
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I just looked that up. Ugh

Hasn’t the insipid wastrel cover version sub genre died yet?? It’s been dribbling around for at least 5 years now. I blame John Lewis
 
Is it a style option these days to dress kids up like people from Buzzfeed “celebrities’ embarrassing 80s yearbook photos” in the hope they grow up to look like Jennifer Aniston or something?
 
Do you lot have the other Apple advert where the ladyprick dancing around to Sam Smith literally ear-rapes a stranger? I mean literal aural insertion
 
The breathy 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' advert can fuck right off. I can't even remember what it's advertising it just puts me in a silent rage.
 
V. I. POO is BACK! And just like original advert, I can't tell whether the idea you might GIVE PEOPLE a can of V. I. POO for Christmas because their SHIT STINKS is a JOKE or NOT!
 
And now those two cunts have a whole repertoire of “quirky” jingles.

DIE DIE DIE
 
It doesn't particularly annoy me, but current McDonalds ad that gets weirdly defensive about how the chicken in their Chicken McNuggets is definitely 100% chicken and not a bunch of weird chemical shit really screams protesting too much.

(I still love a McDonalds, mind)
 
Yes! I was hoping the nutritionist woman was going to say "chicken breast that's been ground down into a slurry and pumped out of a giant mechanical teat is still chicken breast" or something along those lines, but sadly not.
 
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These two CUNTS are still persisting.
 
The Farmfoods adverts with The Hoff make me want to throw large objects at my tv screen.
 
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