Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (2 Viewers)

I admire your blinkered view on life. I'd love to be that ignorant of everything around me.
 
"... And now I've got my vintage dress back. *giggle*"

I don't know what era that ugly dress is supposed to be from but it should have stayed there, and the girl is an annoying cunt. Fuck you Ariel.
 
"... And now I've got my vintage dress back. *giggle*"

I don't know what era that ugly dress is supposed to be from but it should have stayed there, and the girl is an annoying cunt. Fuck you Ariel.

Funny you should mention this one, it elicits a loud "fuck off you simpering spoiled little bitch!" from me as I stab randomly at the remote buttons to get her off the telly.
 
I am actually AGOG that Kerry Katona is advertising for pay day loan company. What a joke.
 
But she's the perfect figurehead for it.

Nobody's going to get a 18649% APR payday loan from Joanna Lumley.
 
The return of CAROL CUNTING VORDERMAN flogging FROCKS for MUTTON that wants to ATTEMPT TO PASS AS LAMB
 
That might not be the USP of the frocks, I don't know, but if LA VORDERMAN is fronting the CAMPAIGN that's THE OBVIOUS TAKE-HOME MESSAGE
 
Linda Bellingham must be pure dead raging. Maybe she'll get to be the face of a teeth-yellowing campaign instead.

I love the Kerry advert, the way she makes getting into debt sound like you're winning it from a scratch-card or something always amuses me.
 
OMG I hadn't seen Kerry's actual Cash Lady advert. Amazing :D

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The loadsa forms at the bank bit gets me, I thought the parody had made it up but no :D
 
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I hate the whole notion that she somehow managed to get herself life back on track with a £300 loan at 234324423% APR.
 
:basil: at the Cash Lady advert - I didn't realise the Queens Of Pop one was so ACCURATE! So if I borrowed £300, how much would I need to pay back?
 
There's a tool on Wonga.com that tells you their rates, which I guess are fairly typical for that industry.

https://www.wonga.com/

If you borrowed £300 for 28 days you'd pay back £389, so a loss of £89.

BARGAIN! :bruised:
 
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Can I also MENTION the MULTIPLE BICKERING DAVID TENNANTS and that RIDICULOUSLY MELODRAMATIC mouthwash ad that keeps going on about SPITTING BLOOD
 
Actually looking at that more closely, Wonga is WAY more expensive than Cash Lady - their APR is 4214% whereas Cash Lady is a BARGAIN at 2670% :D
 
But is there an easyawayter GETTA LOAAAAAAN? I can't tell if she's broke enough to have to do her own meck-up or if she's spent her payday loan on a disembodied hand to follow her about.
 
The advert itself doesn't seem to be on youtube, but this parade of clearly mentally impaired people advertising Diet Chef, despite still being fat, gets right on my goat.

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If there's one thing that has been annoying me about adverts recently it's REAL PEOPLE

"I used JIZZ toothpaste fir the first time ever and WOW i can eat a HAND GRENADE and it's DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME FAT"
 
The advert itself doesn't seem to be on youtube, but this parade of clearly mentally impaired people advertising Diet Chef, despite still being fat, gets right on my goat.

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OMG @ the first woman

"Put Lycra on and run..." *eyes roll into the back of her head*
 
These VILE CHILDREN! :D the little one is awful. "I'M having PIRI PIRI" *glares at chef* "I'M ALLOWED :al:"

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When did you EVER see food like that at a Harvester?

*fills salad bowl with brown lettuce*
*bites into lukewarm, wafer-thin burger*
 
Oh BRAND POWER? What the FUCK is that all about? It's quite disconcerting.
 
It's the way they cut out all the gaps between each sentence, so us dummies don't get a chance to think obviously, and she's clearly Karen Brady's younger and less successful sister.
 
Brand Power seems like something straight out of twenty years ago.

I watched a bit of telly in the US and we should be THANKFUL in the UK. Their ads are full of either ads for lawyers, fast food, or more worryingly, prescription medication which I find VERY strange, they're banned in the UK. Plus the constant ad breaks are so annoying.
 
I watched a bit of telly in the US and we should be THANKFUL in the UK. Their ads are full of either ads for lawyers, fast food, or more worryingly, prescription medication which I find VERY strange, they're banned in the UK. Plus the constant ad breaks are so annoying.

Oh totally. On a few occasions I've watched my favourite US shows live as they've aired but got incredibly frustrated by the adverts. I felt the same when I visited the US when I was much younger too.

With the Brand Power adverts, there's just something relentlessly NINETIES about them. I don't know what it is, maybe the naff little jingle at the start or the Supermarket Sweep-style setting? Needless to say, they look positively archaic amongst modern telly ads and I can't imagine someone being prompted into buying something by seeing one.
 
1996 Australia is almost identical to 2013 India :D
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(Can't find any uk ones on Youtube :()
 
Oh BRAND POWER? What the FUCK is that all about? It's quite disconcerting.

I think it is some sort of fucking weird functional basics advertising for corner shops. God knows who funds them. They don't appear to be affiliated to anyone in particular.

Template is the same. Show the product in a shop, have some newspresenter lady run through the bulletpoints of each products discerning facts, some shot of some twat in a household using it and then finish with the brand power logo and jingle.

They must cost about £5 to make, scripted on an unformatted word document.
 
Mutton champion Carol Vorderman (semen splash), 52, in her ISME advert makes my skin crawl every time I see it. The "great pair of legs" voice over in particular. Vile woman.
 

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