Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (2 Viewers)

Any fucking advert in the middle of GOGGLEBOX that gets a PORTENTOUS ANNOUNCEMENT about being a PREMIERE

LET ME TELL YOU NOW: 'EVENT' ADVERTS ARE NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
 
My parents used to have this on tape for long car journeys:

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I see from an image search that there was apparently a tie-in video as well, which was presumably just the various adverts played in order. Truly baffling.
 
MORTGAGE. CUT THE TIME. REDUCE THE BALANCE AND PAY IT OFF QUICKER *click*
MORTGAGE. CUT THE TIME. PAY IT OFF QUICKER *click*
MORTGAGE. QUICKER *click*

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I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE her/that ad ^^

And that crisp advert where the bridemaids have been (badly) directed to lip sync to "Ride On Time" with horsey mouths!!!
 
I see that Nigella is following in the footsteps of Su Pollard by advertising Typhoo teabags :o
 
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Surely it's some cruel statement on what banks have done to us that Top Cat has to pay a mortgage on his BIN.
 
I like the Black Box advert. And the true star of the Halifax ads are of course Rachel Jordache.
 
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Have we talked about how annoying that Sky internet ad with the X-Men is? The film's set in the Eighties, they shouldn't know what broadband is :evil:
 
This thread needs resurrecting for that FUCKING Mentos ad with the children telling the adults to talk to each other. EPIC CRINGE. I wonder how much footage they had to throw away of people being PEPPER SPRAYED
 
Have those American laptop adverts been mentioned here yet? HORRENDOUS. LA film makers are so unlikely to convince me to buy their products.
 
Sharla said:
FUCK OFF LEN GOODMAN I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THOSE SUPER VALUE CHICKEN BREASTS YOU OLD CUNT
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I THOUGHT his ugly mug as I passed by Farmfoods on my way to Waitrose the other day. I didn't realise they had Farmfoods outside of Scotland though!
 
I don't HATE it, but I totally don't get the advert about the bloke on the phone trying to get gig tickets for...NATHAN SYKES.

He's not even in the advert, nor is his music. Did the makers of the advert just look at the charts one day and pick a RANDOM NAME?
 
WHY the FUCK has that ad with AMY SEDARIS WHOEVER THE FUCK SHE IS and her LAUNDRY come back?
 
That one with the bint saying she lost out on a 'bit' of money selling through We Buy Any Car. Apparently people don't mind losing money if they save a bit of time. NOBODY THINKS LIKE THAT, YOU RIDICULOUS CUNT.
 
After beating Geri Halliwell-Horner to the Worst Guest Appearance In Sex & The City award, Heather Graham is now the face of Foxy Bingo, and she doesn't even keep her roller skates on.
 
I just saw an ad on youtube for some CADBURY'S MUCK with that vile RYLAN and his NO-CAREER HANGER-ON HUSBAND from BIG BROTHER and NOW I ACTUALLY WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY
 
ALL of those fucking dental adverts can DO ONE

My DENTIST told me to STICK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF ACID and NOW MY TEETH ARE SO WHITE!
 
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My housemate is conflicted as he fancies the "Why do I have to Go Pro with my toothpaste?" lady but the stupid script winds him up so much.
 
I really hate the new Windows PC tablet or whatever with that blogging bitch with the Amber Rudd glasses. Fuck off.
 
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I really hate the new Windows PC tablet or whatever with that blogging bitch with the Amber Rudd glasses. Fuck off.
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I saw that about ten times while watching 4od and I still can't remember the product it was selling, but I do know that the girl in it is a blogger, a writer and a PRIZE CUNT, so I'm not sure the advert has done its job.
 
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That one with the bint saying she lost out on a 'bit' of money selling through We Buy Any Car. Apparently people don't mind losing money if they save a bit of time. NOBODY THINKS LIKE THAT, YOU RIDICULOUS CUNT.
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Just saw this but people sure do! I sold my house privately and got a few grand (prob 3-5) less than i'd likely have got putting it on the market, but I couldn't be fucked with people traipsing round and dealing with an estate agent.
 
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