Captain Sir Tom Moore DEAD

[dmlaw]

Actually, I could be persuaded by the 50p idea as long as he has the same pose and outfit as Britannia.

 

[Loufoque]

Good to know that all it takes to get a newsflash and knighthood is to be a white cis male, have been in the army, and walked around your garden. I am two for three.

 

[Jark]

Good to know that all it takes to get a newsflash and knighthood is to be a white cis male, have been in the army, and walked around your garden. I am two for three.

You should go for a walk in your garden for the full set hun

 

[COB]

Oh god he’s well known in Eurovision Twitter circles as a nationalistic cunt

Well his Twitter bio makes him sound like QUITE the catch:

25, Security Officer (Key Worker). #CFC fan. Anti-Lockdown, Brexiteer, right-wing, Thatcherite, ex-Tory, ex-UKIP, ex-Brexit Party...

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Apparently walking around ON A WALKING FRAME WITH WHEELS gets you a FLYPAST these days!

 

[Jark]

we're all SOLDIERS ON CHROMATICA

 

[lolly]

Can moopy do a zoom charity single please?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

"We all felt like we knew him" says the BBC News.

 

[lolly]

"We all felt like we knew him" says the BBC News.

OH FUCK OFF

 

[Lucille]

Can moopy do a zoom charity single please?

When are we doing our version of ‘Love Shines a Light’.

 

[funky]

Wait

he had a number one single?

 

[Tisch]

Oh god he’s well known in Eurovision Twitter circles as a nationalistic cunt

Who TOM?

 

[Soldi]

Who TOM?

 

[Loufoque]

I am seeing rumours that it wasn't actually COVID but that he gagged when his daughter bought him a Chromatica Oreo from the hospital shop. Finally I can relate to this bish.

 

[lolly]

Wait

he had a number one single?

Not even down with the centenarians.

 

[dmlaw]

Wait

he had a number one single?

He had a guest verse on Drake's most recent single.

 

[jivafox]

Bitch I’m Sir Tom

 

[funky]

Not even down with the centenarians.

not even close it seems.

 

[Tisch]

Comment on my Facebook:

"Oh no! Terrible news! Stupid fucking covid"

Mate he was TRIPLE DIGITS.

 

[Lucille]

Comment on my Facebook:

"Oh no! Terrible news! Stupid fucking covid"

Mate he was TRIPLE DIGITS.

He could GIVE ME his TRIPLE DIGITS etc...

 

[Tisch]

I want "stupid fucking organ failure and exhaustion" on my death certificate when I cark it.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I wonder if the end of his life was soundtracked by Chromatica II seguing into 911.

 

[Jark]

his death scene was the 911 video. except the paramedics saw him and went nah mate too ancient don't bov. so the rest didn't happen.

 

[VoR]

He’s so going back to #1 again, isn’t he?

 

[Jark]

He’s so going back to #1 again, isn’t he?

UNLIKE CHROMATICA

 

[AGinAg (38)]

He’s so going back to #1 again, isn’t he?

If he'd died on Friday this would have been very likely.

His streaming days are behind him.

 

[Kate]

snort

 

[lolly]

He’s so going back to #1 again, isn’t he?

Up 784 places to #215 on iTunes UK

 

[VoR]

UNLIKE CHROMATICA

Maybe GaGa can change the credit on that new Tony Bennett album for the UK release. They all look the same at that age.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Up 784 places to #215 on iTunes UK

Who the fuck bought it LAST WEEK?

 

[Loufoque]

Maybe GaGa can change the credit on that new Tony Bennett album for the UK release. They all look the same at that age.

That capitalisation though. She's giving me 2008.

 

[ButterTart]

BBC reporting he had a CATCHPHRASE.

I just cannot.

"Fucking Hell, our Hannah... I can't fucking breathe!"

Knocked 'em bandy every time.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I wonder how many people he killed in the war.

 

[Lucille]

If my experience of veterans is anything to go by he was probably a smacked up lunatic.

 

[ButterTart]

If my experience of veterans is anything to go by he was probably a smacked up lunatic.

The only way they got him around that garden was to leave a hypodermic in each corner.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Amazed his post WW2 career as a sales manager of a roofing company and later owner of a concrete manufacturer was shunned in favour of his much shorter and legally enforced spell in the army.

 

[Dance Witch Abortion]

This thread has warmed my cockles, I thought I was the only one who thought he was an overrated old Tory.

Money for old rope.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[Lucille]

Just seen a clip of him in his garden, he had a swimming pool AND a basketball hoop!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Just seen a clip of him in his garden, he had a swimming pool AND a basketball hoop!

I noticed his hoop.