Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

[COB]

Halli Tweet of the Year

 

[Halli]

#justiceforgeri

 

[VoR]

Geri finally got sick of Bluebell stealing focus.

 

[SDF]

Omg

 

[Kaleen]

I had to look twice to see Bluebell!

It looks like she's reversing over her!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Come on push mummy around

 

[Halli]

Mummy has bought a new car Bluebell-Madge
Oh but Mummy I loved being STRANGLED with taxi seatbelts

 

[GNL]

Bluebell is clearly PAYING HOMAGE to mother dearest's iconic Scream If You Wanna Go Faster cover.

 

[Pipo]

Bluebell is clearly PAYING HOMAGE to mother dearest's iconic Scream If You Wanna Go Faster cover.

!

 

[Halli]

Isn't she looking beautiful

 

[GNL]

She looks fab.

Has she been crying in that second pic? Did they have to take off the door to get her out of the car?

 

[COB]

Up to her old tricks round at Richard X's garage

 

[SDF]

Has she had her cheeks and lips done recently?

 

[straightorbroken]

Mummy has bought a new car Bluebell-Madge
Oh but Mummy I loved being STRANGLED with taxi seatbelts

Bluebell-Madge looks like a cabbage patch doll. Would not surprise me if she swapped the real one ages ago.

 

[Halli]

So she's now in New York

 

[Doodvid]

Finally reunited with Mel Beh.

 

[straightorbroken]

Turns out she's not the biggest fanny there is after all.

 

[Pipo]

who's paying for all the trips, the cars and Bluebell's education?

Don't tell me she´s a HIGH CLASS ESCORT now /

 

[Loufoque]

I heard some quite Geri goss recently from a very reliable source who had lunch with her at her house. Apparently she would chew food and then discreetly spit it out into her napkin while pretending to wipe her mouth and then feed it to the dog under the table.

 

[Halli]

She only does that with yellow food.

 

[Pipo]

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[Halli]

Power Couple

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[Halli]

 

[straightorbroken]

Geru to shout out "it takes a lotta money to look this cheap, dyaknowhattamean?" at the end of Bag It Up whenever The Original Showgirl finally gets on the road, please.

 

[Pipo]

she's looking AMAZING

I wish I could age as gracefully

 

[GNL]

She looks great, but a part of me wishes she was the one dressed in a gaudy gold corset and snazzy sleeves. Ginger Spice never would have aged so gracefully as Geri has.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well coming face to face with Bunton's Christmas future probably gives her the reality check she needs (other than Bluebell-Madge's disapproval, Australian chart positions and the sound of laughter in the background everytime she catches George out by calling from a different number).

 

[Halli]

still going strong

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[Commotion]

Looking good. Glad to see she has a bag - vomit holder.
Where's Bluebell?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bluebell? I don't know her.

 

[Halli]

Geru sacked Bluebell

 

[Commotion]

I hope Bluebell takes Geru to the European Court of Human Rights for employee exploitation.

Although with Geru's UN connections, Bluebell would lose the case and be re-employed by half-Spanish Mummy.

'Oh look Bluebell, it's Uncle George's dustbin. Do you want to have an adventure with Mummy?'

 

[graves]

God. I wish I was fucking Christian Horner.

 

[Pipo]

magnificent tits

 

[Halli]

Poor Christian Horner, he just wants an evening stroll in Budapest, and has to contend with this

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'Christian, I am on your car!'
'yes love'

 

[VoR]

Bless her, she's very gracious there. Didn't she used to have a reputation for being quite cold to fans? (Maybe she just knew the cameras were rolling)

 

[Loufoque]

Poor Christian Horner, he just wants an evening stroll in Budapest, and has to contend with this

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'Christian, I am on your car!'
'yes love'

Someone book her for Hungary's Got Talent STAT!

 

[Halli]

Her calendar is already full for the rest of this year. She shared a bit of it on her blog last month.

Aug - Dec: Lock myself in Diplo's car.

 

[Halli]

Geru at Kate Bush

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[VoR]

Hopefully it inspires her very own 'Hounds of Love'.

Imagine a Halliwell take on The Ninth Wave