Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell (1 Viewer)

Geru ready to cut a bitch after her Aston Martin damaged

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That and VB being announced as a UN Goodwill Ambassador, are we due a breakdown?!
 
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Bless her, she's very gracious there. Didn't she used to have a reputation for being quite cold to fans? (Maybe she just knew the cameras were rolling)
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She was v frosty when I met her at a Ride It signing in Woolworths.
Wish I used Twitter so I could have Replied to her Tweet about missing Woolies.
 
Geru is currently in Texas for the Grand Prix

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I am still DEVASTATED that she hasn't released Half of Me on iTunes in the UK YET. Doesn't she know there are TENS of people who would buy it? :angry:
 
Geru is in Brazil at the moment, being followed by denden loons

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Oh bless! Especially at the one in the blue

I like "I have really good music now"

We'll be the JUDGE OF THAT!
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if she's engaged to Christian Horner soon and pops out another baby while she still can.

Album first though. Aretha and Bette are back. It's Geri's turn now.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if she's engaged to Christian Horner soon and pops out another baby while she still can.
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They're engaged AND more importantly for our GINGE, Geri's a 'trending topic' on facebook (well, Christian Horner is and she's mentioned). The comeback starts here :disco:
 
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Red Bull did rubbish this year. She should ditch him for Niki Lauder.
 
:o

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Geri Halliwell and her rich boyfriend are proud to announce Geri gave birth to a healthy baby girl, Raspberry Gaga, proving once and for all that she gave birth to Gags. As the news began to break that Geri was being driven to hospital, remarkably just seconds after her water did, Mel B tweeted "drop it like it's hot ya biatch", with all her other former bandmates following suit with more formal well wishes. Except Victoria Beckham. Geri took no time to tell reporters that she would be re-recording one of her old hits Third of Me for her UK fans, and barked at nurses "stop pestering me" as they pleaded with her to go inside. "I'm a working mum, dyaknowhattamean?" she laughed nervously after a collective gasp from the press and her partner, who at that point let go of her hand causing it to drop more sharply than Desire, all the while her stoic first daughter Bluebell Madge kept her arms folded and slowly looked to the sky without moving her head. Geri soon made her way into the hospital, as did Bluebell Madge 56 minutes later when someone came outside exclaiming "oh there you are! you're mum would be worried sick if she knew this happened."
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*broken record*

Is Geru STILL claiming to be LESS than 45 y.o.? (It would make my life if she is)
 
Despite all the half-Spanish dustbins she has crawled through (all belonging to some Greek from Watford) our Geru has never lied about her age.
 
Piece from the Express:

AFTER a broken engagement, a series of failed relationships with stars such as Robbie Williams and Chris Evans and the challenges of being a single mother has Geri finally found mr right?

The old-fashioned notice in the classified columns of a newspaper made it look so understated. “The engagement is announced between Christian, son of Mr and Mrs GM Horner, and Geraldine, daughter of the late Mr LF Halliwell and Mrs A Parkinson,” it read.

A sharp-witted reader might realise that the prim-sounding Geraldine can sometimes be shortened to Geri and that this is the artiste once known as Ginger Spice. But the simple form of words doesn’t come anywhere near capturing what a momentous step this is for a single mother aged 42 who has been so conspicuously looking for Mr Right for so many years and has been unlucky in love with umpteen heirs, tycoons, pop stars and filthy rich celebrities without ever tying the knot.

The former Spice Girl has had a ring on her finger once before – a £225,000 sparkler bestowed by Italian shipping tycoon Fabrizio Politi – but that betrothal lasted barely a month and the cast-off fiancé rarely gets a mention in the glittering rollcall of Geri’s exes, who more famously include Robbie Williams, Chris Evans, Russell Brand, David Walliams, Darius Campbell and Hollywood screenwriter Sacha Gervasi, father of her eight-year-old daughter Bluebell Madonna.

She has been dating Christian Horner, 40, the Formula One team boss who is heir to Bernie Ecclestone’s throne, for most of this year after he walked out on his former partner Beverley Allen and their baby daughter. That’s not Geri’s longest relationship but neither is it the kind of whirlwind romance over which she has come to grief so many times in the past.

Take her four-week affair with Chris Evans. Cynics noted she was about to release a solo single, competing against ex-bandmate Emma Bunton, and the two most famous redheads in Britain were represented by the same PR company. But Evans said: “I hope it goes on for ever. You only have to look at us to see how happy we are. At the moment it’s all about having fun but who knows where it will lead.”

It actually led to rapid separation amid reports that Evans felt “stifled” after she started moving her belongings into his house within days and then began to re arrange the furniture.

Her month-long fling with Robbie Williams (with whom she shared a record company) was also talked excitedly up by the couple. He called her his guardian angel while she called him her rock. But somehow it went disastrously wrong and Williams ended up bad-mouthing Geri in public.

“When her career started happening again she became a different person, making these mad, impulsive decisions,” he said. “Before she was working she was OK, mad but good mad. But she turned into this demonic little girl playing with dolls and a tea-set. She started speaking like a psychotic child and she developed this possessed look in her eye. It was genuinely scaring me.”

The Pop Idol graduate turned West End star Darius Campbell reportedly dumped her for being too clingy, while her fl ing in Los Angeles with Scream 2 actor Jerry O’Connell ended after two months with her complaining that men in California were “intimacy phobic”.

Her other exes in the US include rock lothario Fred Durst of the band Limp Bizkit, Coffee Republic boss Bobby Hashemi and millionaire ex-drug addict Demian Warner. It was reported that she met him in a rehab clinic where she was being treated for bulimia but she insisted their first encounter was in a pet shop. Either way the affair didn’t last. He dumped her for being “obsessively jealous”.

Back in London she apparently dated hunky boy-bander Duncan James from Blue but when he came out as gay he admitted it had just been a “showmance”. “She was a good beard,” he said, using the slang term for a fake girlfriend used by famous gay men to throw the press off the scent. “People were saying I was a lothario and a ladies’ man and then that I was seeing Geri but I wasn’t. The truth is I was just a friend to these people.”

She was also linked to oligarch’s son and newspaper owner Evgeny Lebedev and she is frequently mentioned as a former conquest of comedian David Walliams, although it’s by no means certain they were ever more than good friends.

But she did have a very public fling with Russell Brand after his divorce from Katy Perry. He declared he had had a crush on her for years but it all fizzled out after a fortnight amid reports she had frightened him off by taking him house hunting.

One of her longest relationships was the 30 months she spent with thirty-something It Boy Henry Beckwith. She also spent seven months with Spice Girls dancer Ivan “Flipz” Velez, whom she dumped over the phone. She said later: “I love being in love but I can be fickle. One minute I think somebody is the love of my life and the next I don’t. I blow hot and cold.”

She was briefly linked to nightclub entrepreneur Nick House and was publicly romanced by Russian online gambling tycoon Anton Kaszubowksi. She told friends he was the gentleman she had been waiting for but she dumped him after she discovered he was still married. It may not have helped that he turned out to come from a South-east London council estate.

Even Geri’s friends say she is addicted to publicity so it is by no means far-fetched that some of those flings were designed to keep her name in the headlines when she had something commercial to promote. But even with that caveat it’s a lot of exes.

In her 2003 autobiography, Geri devoted two pages to the list of qualities Mr Right would need (he would have to be good-looking, funny, affectionate and loaded, to love his mother and to like Geri’s dog). But it’s also clear that her potential suitors need to measure up to the father she adored who left her Spanish mother when she was nine and died when she was a teenager. According to her friends, his absence is the main reason for her suffocating neediness.

It’s not hard to read a degree of clinginess into some photos of Geri with her new fiancé in which she is clutching him a little too tight or gazing at him a little too intently. But there are similar pictures of fellow Spice Girl Victoria Beckham gripping possessively on to her husband David and they don’t seem to have done her any harm.

The boss of a 650-strong workforce, Horner is reported to be charming, polite and calm. If he does inherit Ecclestone’s empire he will have vast influence, with politicians, potentates and businessmen flocking to shake his hand. Who knows? Perhaps this time Geri really has hit the romantic jackpot.
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That article basically implies that our Geru is a high class WHORE.

Shame on Bluebell-Madonna for pimping her client out like that.
 
At least one of her best ever songs, may be finally coming true..

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I can only imagine she didn't release it as a favour to Dido in order the let the Thank You singer have a career for a little bit longer at least. It's gorgeous.
 
This and Love Never Loved Me were top notch. Plus Ride It and Feel The Fear - there was a good album in PASHUN'
 
It actually led to rapid separation amid reports that Evans felt “stifled” after she started moving her belongings into his house within days and then began to rearrange the furniture.
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I'm sure this is an oft-told tale but :D anyway

LAMPS OVER THEIR NOW LUV
 
Geru and Christian are in Dubai for the POLO

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There are rumours she may be preggers
 
Pregnant? I thought it was either an unfortunate shadow, or her control pants are too dark.
 
I can't decide whether he's a man with a calm temperament or one who'll quite happily tape up her mouth and throw her into the cellar if - or WHEN - he finds her snouting through the bin

It can always go TWO WAYS
 
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As if she won't have a perfectly good explanation if/'when' she's found hanging onto the toilet pan with brown paste smudged all around her mouth and blood on her fingers from her teeth digging deep during a violent bulimia blackout (she'll blame Bluebell-Madge for saying she was too big to wear her GAP for kids polka-dot party dress, cry until she sees it's having no effect, and then adopt a childish voice that will make him too uncomfortable to remember being shocked by any any bin raiding discoveries in the first place). Plus, how could he get angry when such bin bothering behavior resulted in Bag It Up? ("you know what to do now" indeed).
 
This whole Geri Halliwell performing with Pharrell thing is a hallucination on a worldwide scale, right?
 
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