Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

I'm glad she's been reading Jark's self-help manual:
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"Mommy can't finish this, sweetie, why don't you eat it instead?"

"If you loved mummy you'd eat her cake, darling."



















"PLEASE. YOU HATEFUL LITTLE..."

"Awww, thanks. If you wanted mine you should have just said, sweetie. Dyuknowhattamean? Remember we're buying mother and daughter bikinis tomorrow so we don't look ridiculous at George's beach house... Sure, he won't mind.... Sweetie, it won't be a SURPRISE if I tell him, silly. Dyuknowhattamean? ... Oh you've missed a bit of your cake, sweetie. Does it taste nice? Ooooh, you'll make mummy jealous in a second. Dyuknowhattamean?"

*gestures waiter for cheque*
 
Geru SINGS / DANCES / ACTS / AND JUST BES GERU

and if you are not OK with that FACT then get out of this THREAD!
 
I am more than OK with that fact! Although I'm a little disappointed she isn't doing her own choreography, she showed a wonderful talent for it in There's Something About Geru :disco:
 
Apparently Phenomenal Woman is an adaptation of a Maya Angelou poem. She's not been this profound since Heaven and Hell, I'm shocked.

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me. (:disco:)

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I'm feeling inspired.
 
It's not being televised is it? I just hope we get a good youtube clip of it. If it IS a corporate crowd then at least we won't have to endure screaming from the fans.
 
It's not being televised is it? I just hope we get a good youtube clip of it. If it IS a corporate crowd then at least we won't have to endure screaming from the fans.

She has said on twitter an official facebook page is being set up this week, and the performance will be on that..

Rumoured setlist:

It's Raining Men
Phenomenal Woman
Look at Me (slowed down with a live band)
 
I doubt many of those corporate types will film it on their phones, and even then I wouldn't imagine they'd be rushing to put it on YouTube.
 
she sang:
Phenomenal Woman (motown-influenced track)
Wannabe (slow version)
It's Raining Men
 
She looks like she's on the Israel version of Strictly Come Dancing. She looks PHENOMENAL, sang PHENOMENAL WOMAN and sang OKAY I'm guessing.
 
First solo performance in 7 years apart from ROTSG

She looks great. Can't wait to hear the new song.
 
I love the sound of TITTERING in the audience :D

But yes she sounds alright.
 
Bless her cotton socks

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It was easier to listen to than a Mariah vocal circa 08!
 
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I think she sounds good! Obviously not that comfortable going for high notes but still.
 
[video=youtube;D04EOBzuW6Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04EOBzuW6Y[/video]

[video=youtube;3xLhI2GLmKU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLhI2GLmKU[/video]

The only song still missing is the new song, "Phenomenal Woman", which was the first one in her set.

I think she sounds good... for Geri :D Rather have these imperfect vocals than the same old mimed album tracks :disco:
 
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"Wannabe" sounds like musical number time on Sesame Street

Humpty Dumpty has a more complicated melody
 

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