Croatia 2025: Marko Bošnjak - Poison Cake

[ZjermGiraffe]

Where have Nipplepeople been all my life?

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh I forgot about the NIPPLEPEOPLE!

 

[KNT]

Daft Punk fell in the mother toilet.

 

[auretz]

Quite like this!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Oh it really does have to be this SUMPTUOUS TOSS

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

This is the best thing out of Croatia since YOU WILL NEVER BREAK MY HEART

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Quite SULTRY actually.

 

[KNT]

 

[auretz]

Oh the lead singer of Ogenj has been quite vocally homophobic (and doubled down when confronted)

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Well that was LEAGUES ahead of everything else! I do worry the peasants of Europe would not get such a classy and expensive entry though.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh the lead singer of Ogenj has been quite vocally homophobic (and doubled down when confronted)

Mama, you’re wearing a skirt.

 

[KNT]

Mama, you’re wearing a skirt.

And a bathroom mat as a shirt.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Mama, you’re wearing a skirt.

Sis not a reveal as well!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The audience eating it up.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Does Croatia really not have a DOMESTIC PET FOOD BRAND?!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This queen IMPRISONED in his sexuality!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not bad for what it is and I’d rim I guess.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That key change

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Oh not TRADE!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Matt Shaft…

 

[KNT]

Sorry but what right does he have to be so maudlin in a country that is 90% BEACH?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

'Matt Shaft'

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Shaft by name and shaft by nature I hope

 

[auretz]

Ooh high concept!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Bit of a shame about the NOX but here we go

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Sorry but what right does he have to be so maudlin in a country that is 90% BEACH?

And all the lovely chubby beardy men!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It’s like cocomelon for Buttertart.

 

[auretz]

It has everything but a competent vocal

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Not another man, where are the DIVAS?!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Not another man, where are the DIVAS?!

HERE WE ARE

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Would I throw it up him, or has it just been a month?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Not MAGA

 

[auretz]

MAGA

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What a song name!!!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Would I throw it up him, or has it just been a month?

Not a WHOLE MONTH

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The hand through the hair is sending me.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Come home @AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAaaaAa

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Howling at the way the song title's showed up in the song

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

What an AI HORROR BACKING LED!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh she is DEMANDING you vote for this