Croatia 2025: Marko Bošnjak - Poison Cake

[Lucille]

Omg and again.

 

[GNL]

The Dora logo is giving

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh MY

 

[Lucille]

I can’t help but find the metal aesthetic incredibly NAFF.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Tuneless. Disjointed. Messy.

 

[GNL]

This queen

 

[GNL]

Imagine being in the audience and already being SANS EYEBROW before the first song is over.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NATAL

 

[Lucille]

The way my tolerance for a ballad goes up as soon as it’s delivered by a woman in a ball gown.

 

[Lucille]

NATAL

She just had a BIG LUNCH!

 

[auretz]

I can only imagine the confrontation in Basel between IVXN and ADONXS over who thought up the extremely arty X

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Who is this F SLUR?

And is he old enough for me to say filthy things about him?

 

[GNL]

I can only imagine the confrontation in Basel between IVXN and ADONXS over who thought up the extremely arty X

Fxggxts do abhor a vowel.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh the vocals have completely got away from him

 

[Lucille]

A bit of a mess but LOVELY ARMS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FILOM

Who thought these graphics were a good idea?

 

[Lucille]

Hate this already!

 

[GNL]

FILOM

Who thought these graphics were a good idea?

I just know Miriana Conte would eat these up.

 

[auretz]

Hope that dress isn’t flammable!

 

[Lucille]

The earth blowing up is quite ODD IMAGERY but go off sis.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This sounds like something Russia would send to try and ballad wash their international reputation

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh the armography!

 

[GNL]

This sounds like something Russia would send to try and ballad wash their international reputation

Except the world blowing up would be a VEILED THREAT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oooh a CHUBBY FUNSTER

 

[Lucille]

Who’s this CHUBBY FUNSTER?

 

[auretz]

Oh this guy is a regular poster on the Eurovision Reddit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh nevermind

 

[Lucille]

Not rap.

 

[Lucille]

Oh this guy is a regular poster on the Eurovision Reddit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hope we get one for the Croatian equivalent of MONGE.

Let's hope they have MONGE in Croatia

Oooh a CHUBBY FUNSTER

Who’s this CHUBBY FUNSTER?

Not us increasingly becoming THE SAME PERSON

 

[Lucille]

 

[auretz]

Imagine spicing up your black and white, no budget postcard by playing with a balloon! Her mind

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm completely sold 5 seconds in.

CROWN HER

 

[Lucille]

Not us increasingly becoming THE SAME PERSON

You’re going to have a Tyler Durden moment later tonight and realise we were the same person ALL ALONG!

 

[Lucille]

Oh thank GOD.

 

[auretz]

I like this! I’d like it more with a better melody but beggars can’t be choosers

 

[Lucille]

Not the stream actually glitching during the glitch part.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHAT ARE THESE RANDOM CLIPS?

It feels like a mental breakdown scene where real life is trying to break through the fantasy I've created in my mind

 

[Lucille]

Best of the night so far!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And yes, my delusions would definitely be soundtracked by one very excited NPC