Croatia 2025: Marko Bošnjak - Poison Cake

[Penelope]

This entry is otherwise quite delightfully mid 00s Eurovision otherwise. Rather hope it DOESN'T win so Justyna can have that 30 year gap record to herself though!

 

[auretz]

Like the last song before the interval in a musical (possibly about a jellyfish) that gets pulled after two weeks

 

[Penelope]

Quite the CROWD RESPONSE to that one.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have questions

 

[Penelope]

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I have questions

BETTER UNASKED I suspect!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Time for a game of TWINK or LESBIAN

 

[Penelope]

Time for a game of TWINK or LESBIAN

It's spelled LESBAIN

HOW. MANY. TIMES!!!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HATE this

 

[auretz]

What is this

 

[Penelope]

What the FUCK?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Although any song that manages to use the word genuflect is getting points from me

 

[auretz]

“It’s better to swallow”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can't help but feel that I would be absolutely losing my shit over this with a more competent performer

 

[IntoTheDark]

I absolutely hate this demon twink but he will win

 

[Penelope]

This actually isn't necessarily that bad, if only you took out the major key bits entirely.

 

[GNL]

I can't help but feel that I would be absolutely losing my shit over this with a more competent performer

Or a less competent performer who at least had the decency to be a woman in a brightly coloured wig.

 

[Lucille]

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

They let the sixth former art project go too far on that one. Grating

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No Croatia. Not EARNESTNESS

 

[Penelope]

The crowd response to that! Good GRIEF

 

[auretz]

3 Markos out of 4 songs! Thank God the intro graphics are so clear or that might have been confusing

 

[IntoTheDark]

Did he really try to OUT ROAR Melody?!

 

[Penelope]

Look I'd obviously throw it up Marko till he looked like a torn out fireplace, but we don't need to bother with this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Look I'd obviously throw it up Marko till he looked like a torn out fireplace, but we don't need to bother with this.

No, don't reward balladry with a good time!

IMPOSED CELIBICY NOW

 

[Lucille]

If there’s a key change in the final third and it turns to colour I swear to god.

 

[GNL]

It's giving Mihail Bublevic.

 

[Penelope]

If there’s a key change in the final third and it turns to colour I swear to god.

CLOSE ENOUGH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh finally, some ART!

 

[Lucille]

Not MEIRA OMAR’S cameraman at the base of the rock.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is exactly the sort of thing we need at least one of in Eurovision, so they'd better send it!

 

[Penelope]

This is exactly the sort of thing we need at least one of in Eurovision, so they'd better send it!

We have GAJA and Tautumeitas!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

GLORIOUS

 

[auretz]

Good but would be better in Croatian

 

[Penelope]

Still a NIPPLEPEOPLE lifer

 

[Penelope]

God what is it about CROATIAN MEN?

 

[Lucille]

What hideous graphics.

 

[Pingu]

Good but would be better in Croatian

Did you miss the surprise language switch they pulled out of the bag?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[GNL]

The gratuitous shirt-lifting!