Dangerous Dogs - American Bully XL to be banned in the UK

[big ron]

The problem here is that there's no scientific basis for determining exactly what constitutes an American XL Bully. What percentage American Pitbull genes, as opposed to breeds that don't have locking jaws, does the imaginary dog in question need to contain to be considered an American XL Bully? 5%? 30%? 75%? Will they be requiring all owners of any dog that looks like it might have a teensy bit of pitbull in its lineage to have expensive genetic testing done to prove their dog isn't one of this breed that even the Kennel Club doesn't recognise as a breed?

Once again the Government are saying they're going to do something that it isn't actually possible for them to do, middle-England seems to be cheering though so it must be all good.

In other news, some teenager stabbed another teenager last night, why aren't we banning teenagers? Knives are already banned so it must be the teenagers that are the problem.

Quite

 

[COB]

 

[Tisch]

You sure about that? The man at the front could definitely pass for one.

 

[Ellie]

Wow, if you asked me to picture what an XL Bully owner looked like. Yeah, it’s them.

 

[VoR]

They also crossed paths with a rejoin the EU protest happening on the same day, which went about as well as could be expected...

 

[Ellie]

 

[GNL]

A gathering of border collies is all fun and games until they all start trying to herd one another, creating a colly cyclone.

 

[octophone]

I'm not a dog person but I'm absolutely on board with them having a festival. As long as Pitbull doesn't headline...

 

[octophone]

A gathering of border collies is all fun and games until they all start trying to herd one another, creating a colly cyclone.

 

[Kratz]

You just know the average IQ of those border collies is higher than those bully owners (who I doubt could catch a frisbee in their mouths)

 

[GinAg (39)]

Excel Bullies need to be stopped. It's for spreadsheets not harassment.

 

[Cloud]

Whenever I hear "American XL bully" I just can't help thinking they're talking about Trump.

 

[COB]

 

[GNL]

They're on their way to maul Enya.

 

[COB]

XL Bullies SENT TO SCOTLAND (sad)

 

[VoR]

A fate worse than death!

 

[COB]

Lock up your toddlers, Moira

 

[Ellie]

They still have until 31st Jan to register, neuter and chip them, but no, this happens.

XL bully found mutilated in south London hours before breed ban began

It was found in an alleyway with its legs tied together and an ear cut off

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Kate]

Have another AI DELIGHT. Unclear why the US flag is involved.

 

[Ellie]

Me reading the grammar on that post

 

[COB]

Making the front and centre dog one of the MIDWICH CUCKOOS is certainly a choice.

 

[COB]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Kratz]

This is not what Captain Tom died for

 

[GNL]

This is not what Captain Tom died for

But it's what Jilly lives for

 

[COB]

 

[Cloud]

Can't even send 'em to South Korea now