Emily Thornberry QoL thread

[jivafox]

Someone find the video of her where she explains she was in the process of CUTTING BACK THIS HEDGE so she missed the news of somebody slandering her

 

[Jark]

fucking screaming. she's a legend but she's far too HIGH CAMP for the MASSES. a strictly GAY INTEREST POLITICIAN.

 

[Kratz]

Someone find the video of her where she explains she was in the process of CUTTING BACK THIS HEDGE so she missed the news of somebody slandering her

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHAT WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO!?

 

[Lucille]

I love the utter INDIGNATION, when we all know she ABSOLUTELY SAID IT!

 

[Lucille]

I’ve had to go to all the HASSLE of INSTRUCTING SOLICITORS.

 

[Lucille]

A bit of THERAPY on a SUNDAY MORNING.

 

[Kate]

I love the utter INDIGNATION, when we all know she ABSOLUTELY SAID IT!

COME ON! This isn't true. Withdraw it, and I'll give you 'til the end of the day.

 

[Jark]

she absolutely said it.

if I want a lying PM, i want one who lies with this level of INDIGNATION and CONVICTION.

 

[jivafox]

Also the hedge looking remarkably UNTRIMMED.

 

[Kratz]

People can slag me off me, and as long as it‘s TRUE, I’ll take it on the chin. But they can’t make up SHIT about me…

Oh don’t I know, Emily!

 

[Lucille]

COME ON! This isn't true. Withdraw it, and I'll give you 'til the end of the day.

The most EXTRAORDINARY LIES!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Can we split this to have an Emily Thornberry QoL thread? @Moderator

I need this content to be EASY TO FIND when I need a touch of SUNDAY MORNING THERAPY!

 

[VoR]

I've merged it with our last Thornberry appreciation frenzy.

 

[Lucille]

Can we please get that Thornberry emoji to get us through this difficult time?

It took 2 years but THERE WE ARE.

 

[Lucille]

I really vehemently dislike Emily Thornberry. I'm sure she did say it, but this all looks very messy, unprofessional and just embarrassing.

Always knew there was something WRONG THERE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It took 2 years but THERE WE ARE.

She'll be a reaction in another two years time

 

[Lucille]

This thread was started on the 16th of December, what is it about this day that sends us into a THORNBERRY FRENZY?

 

[VoR]

This thread was started on the 16th of December, what is it about this day that sends us into a THORNBERRY FRENZY?

They should make it a GAY LEFTIE bank holiday.

I loved the pre-COVID stories of her happily turning up to PUSH THE BUTTON events to arbitrate the all important KYLIE vs DANNII dancefloor referendums.

 

[VoR]

ACTUALLY REAL

 

[ZenGiraffe]

More HIGH CAMP Thornberry



Only a truly committed drag queen could pull out those receipts with such dramatic flourish!

However, Madame Deputy Speaker, all is not lost

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This thread was started on the 16th of December, what is it about this day that sends us into a THORNBERRY FRENZY?

OMG no way? SCREAM!

 

[Kate]

ACTUALLY REAL

Wait she DJed there?? Someone find the setlist PLEASE

 

[Lucille]

SCREAMING at the idea of Emily Thornberry DJing at the Vauxhall Tavern!!!

 

[Kratz]

I saw her there!

 

[Funky]

I think we officially need to declare 16th December NATIONAL EMILY DAY.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think we officially need to declare 16th December NATIONAL EMILY DAY.

Yes. If ED BALLS gets a day, then why shouldn't Emily?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This thread is amazing A true GREATEST HITS SELECTION

 

[Kate]

I saw her there!

AND?? What did she PLAY? How was her MIXING?

 

[Kratz]

AND?? What did she PLAY? How was her MIXING?

Oh @Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻 I can’t recall, I was too busy dancing to LOUISE.

 

[Jark]

AND?? What did she PLAY? How was her MIXING?

I'll Give You 'til the End of the Day (Thunderpuss Remix) went off

 

[jivafox]

She definitely played this

 

[Lucille]

Have we seen her FABULOUS CAT?

 

[Kate]

OMG the EXACT same look of DISDAIN

 

[Lucille]

 

[GNL]

The subtle drag of 'one of my former colleagues'...

 

[Kratz]

 

[Lucille]

Get those 10ft ceilings bitch

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Last election I frequently cycled past an old Victorian house in Emily Thornberry's constituency (the VERY safe Labour seat of Islington SOUTH and Finsbury) that was absolutely SURROUNDED with campaign signs encouraging people to VOTE THORNBERRY - the sort of signs that estate agents use to sell houses, alongside notices in the WINDOWS.

Seeing that TEN FOOT CEILING I can't help but wonder whether this enthusiastically signposted home was Emily's OWN It did have a HEDGE that possibly needed a therapeutic Sunday TRIM!

 

[Kate]

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Loving the haemorrhoids that have just dropped out of the angel's arse