Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[Christian]

Did half the crowd just not come back?

 

[straightorbroken]

These 2 should fuck. On camera.

 

[dmlaw]

What the HELL is Mahmood wearing?

 

[Marina Salty]

Fulenn feels like the lovechild of Shum and Voda.

 

[win_the_game]

Did anyone look in a mirror before stepping on stage?

 

[Christian]

How kind to play this HORRENDOUS clip of Brividi

 

[Ellie]

Italy clearly have no intention of a double victory.

 

[dmlaw]

Innovating with a high bit that’s really unpleasant to listen to.

 

[straightorbroken]

These 2 should fuck. On camera.

And definitely not sing together.

 

[ButterTart]

What the HELL is Mahmood wearing?

Somehow he looks even more stupid in the rehearsal. Like Carmen Sandiego at a funeral.

 

[Kratz]

'Feel good vibe"??

 

[ButterTart]

These vocals are fucking horrible

 

[Christian]

These vocals are fucking horrible

It was great at San Remo. I don't know what happened in that rehearsal.

 

[straightorbroken]

Can Laura not just sing herself please?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

My opinion of gormless Mahmood has improved a lot, since being paired with Blando.

 

[dmlaw]

These 2 should fuck. On camera.

If at least one of them has their mouth full, I will consider it a win.

 

[GNL]

I know it's an autoqualifier but it shouldn't.

 

[Star]

Oh that earing is something

 

[straightorbroken]

The only time I liked anything Mika was one of his Bimbo Jones remixes.

 

[lolly]

Somehow I suspect I'll forget that duet rather quickly

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Thursday featuring an amazing duet with

LAURA PAUSINI

and Mika

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[ButterTart]

GOODNIGHT
REPROACHES

 

[FetchFugly]

I have a few reproaches...

 

[straightorbroken]

Martin has dyed his hair? I don't remember wanting to fuck him before.

 

[dmlaw]

Mr Osterdahl!

 

[Kratz]

Check and verify ME, Martin

 

[lolly]

Ugh

 

[Ellie]

FUCK OFF

 

[win_the_game]

FUCK OFF

 

[ButterTart]

WHAT

 

[dmlaw]

Oh fuck off and don’t come back.

 

[FetchFugly]

Yuck at HIM

 

[Kratz]

EWWW

 

[RS]

Wow

 

[ButterTart]

Yes!

 

[Ellie]

Is that the toilet paper one?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

yay Armenia

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit!

 

[straightorbroken]

Okay, 1 out of 3 so far.