Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Alias #23]

They shouldn't even be there!!!!!!

I now feel fully justified in my feelings about this after THAT SICKENING TRESPASS

QUITE!

 

[ManicKangaroo]

So who gets to host 2023?

Eurovision organisers the EBU have just released a statement saying they will consider all options for 2023.

"Obviously, there are unique challenges involved in hosting next year's competition," the statement read.

"However, as in any other year, we look forward to discussing all the requirements and responsibilities involved in hosting the competition with UA:PBC and all other stakeholders to ensure we have the most suitable set-up for the 67th Eurovision Song Contest."

 

[ButterTart]

What’s everyone up to now? Are we partying in to the small hours?

I’m actually going to bed
I’ve been feeling ill all day but I’ve been ignoring it because Big Sam needed me fit and healthy for his big night. Now the adrenaline’s worn off I need me bed.

 

[ButterTart]

Also Italy outside the top 5

This erection’s going nowhere for the foreseeable.

 

[Alias #23]

This erection’s going nowhere for the foreseeable.

PICS NOW PLS

 

[bypass]

Also...France!!! What happened?

 

[Alias #23]

France did quite poorly but TBH I lost interest in it quite quickly after the national final

APOLOGIES TO OUR FRENCH VIEWERS

 

[Halli]

What’s everyone up to now? Are we partying in to the small hours?

Mama Halli is in an uber and I've got ABBA at the BBC on BBC2 with a vodka. what you doing REET?

 

[Rita]

Mama Halli is in an uber and I've got ABBA at the BBC on BBC2 with a vodka. what you doing REET?

I am listening to Celebrating Eurovision on Radio 2 and sinking champagne that I opened when Sam won the jury vote. I am celebrating 2nd place.

 

[Madíson]

Damn you TfL. The night tube is coming back to the Jubilee line a week too late.

 

[lolly]

I think that cold I was teetering on the edge of is starting to descend on me now the excitement is wearing off

 

[Halli]

That Ukraine song was diabolical by the way...although it did sound more melodic the second time around to be fair

I do declare us winners though. The JURY told us that.

 

[Alias #23]

France did quite poorly but TBH I lost interest in it quite quickly after the national final

APOLOGIES TO OUR FRENCH VIEWERS

Maybe NUIT PAULINE might have been a better idea

I think the performance of Fulenn was a bit inconsistent and jerky and the lovely ladies looked a bit dumpy

 

[GinAg (39)]

Conference on now!

 

[Nancy]

SPACE MAN was released as a single on 22.2.22, was performed as song number 22 and finished as the number 2 song of the night.

If SPACE MAN peaks at number 2 in the charts next week, that would be so FUCKING POETIC

 

[Apoca]

Also...France!!! What happened?

France really feel apart at the seams. But that was coming with a bat signal since the full clip was posted on Tuesday. It sounded amateurish in Turin.

 

[Halli]

Will Space man do something streaming now? I hope he gets a bit of a hit out of this

 

[bypass]

Will Space man do something streaming now? I hope he gets a bit of a hit out of this

he was #71 on Spotify today, so I imagine he'll hey get a massive boost tomorrow

 

[bypass]

That 0 from OZ was pure spite and I won't hear otherwise!

"I'm not the same" - yeah you and 85% of the people in the arena love. Tell us a new one.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

he's up to 28 on Apple Music

 

[Halli]

That 0 from OZ was pure spite and I won't here otherwise!

Yes a zero from the Oz jury was shocking, Who was on it - Rolf Harris?!

 

[Alias #23]

That 0 from OZ was pure spite and I won't here otherwise!

I bet it was because Channel 5 didn’t want to pay for Neighbours LIKE ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD IN THIS DAY AND AGE

Well that’s the last time I watch YouTube videos of koalas WHO EAT THEIR OWN SHIT ANYWAY

 

[Alias #23]

UP YOURS KOOKABURRAS

 

[Madíson]

 

[Madíson]

 

[Kratz]

Maybe NUIT PAULINE might have been a better idea

I think the performance of Fulenn was a bit inconsistent and jerky and the lovely ladies looked a bit dumpy

It was really underwhelming and nowhere near the standard of the national final. I suspect Pauline having a strum would have performed better.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Eurovision

1+83. Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN
5. Måneskin - SUPERMODEL
10+54. Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer
11. MIKA - Yo Yo
12. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
14. KALUSH - Stefania (Kalush Orchestra)
18. MIKA - Happy Ending
19. MIKA - Grace Kelly
21. Malik Harris - Rockstars
23. The Rasmus - In The Shadows
27. The Rasmus - Jezebel
28. We Are Domi - Lights Off
30. Chanel - SloMo
34. S10 - De Diepte
35. Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry
37. Rosa Linn - SNAP
40. Zdob și Zdub & Fratii Advahov - Trenulețul
41. Stefan - Hope
43. Ochman - River
44. Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
53. Amanda Tenfjord - Die Together
57. Maro - saudade, saudade
60. Nadir Rustamli - Fade To Black
71. Monika LIU - Sentimental
80. Jérémie Makiese - Miss You
87. wrs - Llámame (Eurovision Version)
88. Elvis Presley - If I Can Dream
100. MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)

 

[Diddy]

Eurovision

1+83. Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN
5. Måneskin - SUPERMODEL
10+54. Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer
11. MIKA - Yo Yo
12. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
14. KALUSH - Stefania (Kalush Orchestra)
18. MIKA - Happy Ending
19. MIKA - Grace Kelly
21. Malik Harris - Rockstars
23. The Rasmus - In The Shadows
27. The Rasmus - Jezebel
28. We Are Domi - Lights Off
30. Chanel - SloMo
34. S10 - De Diepte
35. Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry
37. Rosa Linn - SNAP
40. Zdob și Zdub & Fratii Advahov - Trenulețul
41. Stefan - Hope
43. Ochman - River
44. Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
53. Amanda Tenfjord - Die Together
57. Maro - saudade, saudade
60. Nadir Rustamli - Fade To Black
71. Monika LIU - Sentimental
80. Jérémie Makiese - Miss You
87. wrs - Llámame (Eurovision Version)
88. Elvis Presley - If I Can Dream
100. MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)

What's this on?
Mika doing shockingly well out of this, and Germany?? ELVIS??!

In the Shadows doing better than Jezebel too

 

[Diddy]

This is just what I needed

 

[Loufoque]

I opened the Book of Stats WhatsApp this morning to find my Mum telling me that she had fallen asleep at the beginning but woke up during Mika and voted as much as she could for Ukraine without having seen anything. Poor Sam never stood a chance.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

What's this on?
Mika doing shockingly well out of this, and Germany?? ELVIS??!

In the Shadows doing better than Jezebel too

Sorry, iTunes

Måneskin have covered the Elvis song for the forthcoming biopic and performed a short version

 

[ManicKangaroo]

iTunes

1+45+84. Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN
3. KALUSH - Stefania (Kalush Orchestra)
6. Måneskin - Supermodel
7. Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana
9+43. Cornelia Jakobs - Hold Me Closer
11. MIKA - Yo Yo
15+88. Chanel - SloMo
16. MIKA - Grace Kelly
18. MIKA - Happy Ending
21. Malik Harris - Rockstars
22. The Rasmus - Jezebel
24. S10 - De Diepte
25. Rosa Linn - Snap
27. We Are Domi - Lights Off
28. Stefan - Hope
29. Zdob și Zdub & Fratii Advahov - Trenulețul
33. The Rasmus - In the Shadows
34. Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry
35. Maro - saudade, saudade
36. Mahmood & BLANCO - Brividi
37. Amanda Tenfjord - Die Together
39. Ochman - River
51. Monika Liu - Sentimentai
53. wrs - Llámame (Eurovision Version)
55. Nadir Rustamli - Fade To Black
62. Sam Ryder - More
65. Sam Ryder - Set You Free
66. MIKA - Love Today
67. Jérémie Makiese - Miss You
68. alvan & Ahez - Fulenn
72. MIKA - Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)
73. Systur - Með Hækkandi Sól
87. Måneskin - Zitti e Buoni
91. Måneskin - Beggin
92. MIKA - Lollipop
99. Konstrakta - In corpore sano

 

[GinAg (39)]

My last prediction is that only two countries have a path to victory and they both begin with U.

How right I was.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Although I was thinking of Uruguay and Uzbekistan of course.

 

[Beverley]

Beloved @Apoca, would you consider doing a thread with some Lao-ra Bussini choice cuts?

 

[Rachey]

I'm watching this now.

I don't understand how Portugal ended up 9th, and Finland came 22nd! I really like the Finland song, Portugal was a bit dull.

 

[Ellie]

I'm watching this now.

I don't understand how Portugal ended up 9th, and Finland came 22nd! I really like the Finland song, Portugal was a bit dull.

I’m mostly baffled by the success of Italy. That caterwauling sounded painful.

 

[Rachey]

I’m mostly baffled by the success of Italy. That caterwauling sounded painful.

I haven't got to Italy yet! Currently on Norway, which I'm really liking

 

[Rachey]

Omg Italy their voices do not go well together.

Mandy likes Spain's entry, tho I'm not entirely sure it's for the song...

 

[Star]

I’m mostly baffled by the success of Italy. That caterwauling sounded painful.

I was listening to the studio version today for the first time, it is much better