Eurovision 2022: THE FINAL (20:00 BST)

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

This is really dumb

 

[RS]

Oh God not this cunt

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Giving the gays everything THEY NEVER WANTED since 2006

 

[dzjermlaw]

Love, love you, MIKA? Thanks, but I think we’re alright.

 

[ButterTart]

For God’s sake Italy, just tell us the results you fucking sociopaths.

 

[Star]

When do the results start?

 

[Ellie]

I went to a Mika concert a few years back as we got tickets after we quite enjoyed him at Hyde Park (was he supporting Kylie?) and it was rather good. I’m not so sure now.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Sorry but give me Like A Prayer/Dark Ballet/Future medley any day!!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

.

 

[ButterTart]

When do the results start?

July

 

[dzjermlaw]

When do the results start?

Today. Or tomorrow. But quite early tomorrow. Maybe.

 

[Alias #23]

IS HE GOING TO DO HUMAN FRONTIER PLEASE

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Also: he's miming

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

EBU should have reigned this shambles right in when they had the chance

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

How self indulgent.

 

[lolly]

Well it's my favourite suit he's worn so far

 

[straightorbroken]

Mika:

The world:

 

[ButterTart]

Oh look, it’s him who had several songs out well over a decade ago.

 

[dzjermlaw]

EBU should have reigned this shambles right in when they had the chance

Yeah, but if they’d let the runners up host it, we’d have been in France right now,.

 

[SDF]

I had that top for Hoopla

 

[Alias #23]

Also: he's miming

Darling they obviously learnt their lesson after MADONDE ruined it for everyone

 

[Rita]

I had that top for Hoopla

Someone’s COME OF AGE.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Didn't realise I was now watching Zoolander

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK he's singing live now but PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m more in the mood for Boys (Summertime Love) right now.

 

[Alias #23]

Who on earth wanted a MIKA MEDLEY? Where’s VALERIE DORE?

 

[win_the_game]

This medley is INDEFENSIBLE.

This isn't the coup that Italy thinks it is.

 

[Rita]

What actually happened to him? I can’t remember a second album.

 

[Beverley]

MIMING TRASH!

 

[dzjermlaw]

Darling they obviously learnt their lesson after MADONDE ruined it for everyone

At least they managed to push her down a flight of stairs without bringing in Joan Crawford or anything.

 

[supermassive]

Mika is BACK

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

No.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK GRAHAM WE GET IT YOU WANT TO BANG HIM

 

[Beverley]

 

[Roe-st Potato 🥔 🌳]

Mika ❤

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Don't oversell it, Graham.

 

[win_the_game]

Mika is BACK

OH NO HE ISN'T.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Can we have a Black Box medley now?

 

[COB]

Keep thinking those are Japanese flags