Gwen Stefani - BOUQUET (pronounced Bucket) (5th album)

[wildchild]

 

[POP!]

#95 debut in America

 

[Joseph]

I mean damn she should have paid for some Payola charting

 

[Halli]

top 100 adult-contemp hit

 

[Pipo]

I bet she gives fuck all.

 

[Eddie]

And I thought Kylie’s debut was awful. What happened?

 

[Joseph]

And I thought Kylie’s debut was awful. What happened?

People really don’t like the Trad Wife, Jesus loving, Camo wearing Gwen

Country people hate that she “broke up” Blake and Miranda to this day and she doesn’t really fit it even though she’s gone full Backwoods Barbie

 

[Pipo]

She must return to Harajuku Origami dibble dabble if she has any sense left.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Christian]

I gave it a try, but it was really rather dull.

 

[GNL]

She has come across as a bit of a God-botherer in the recent interviews I've seen. No, Gwen, God did not GIFT YOU 'Just a Girl'. Take credit!

 

[Jark]

she's never taken credit for her own creative genius! ascribing it to god is not an unsurprising turn of events

she's not cool anymore (off stage) and that's a bit sad. I also won't be listening to this album. but I'm happy she's happy.

 

[Pipo]

She's been Geru Horner-ized

 

[Joseph]

Oh the full video is unhinged

 

[wildchild]

I think she will go back to No Doubt now. They had a great reaction for the Coachella shows. That is, if the boys will still take her back after this flop.

 

[Pipo]

As if No Doubt would reject her what else do they have to do?

 

[wildchild]

I know, I was joking

Hope she retires the cowboy boots and goes back home.

 

[Jark]

Oh the full video is unhinged

I KNEW!!! that what the holiday season is really all about is letting jesus into your heart and pushing a brand endorsement for an app.

 

[GNL]

I know, I was joking

Hope she retires the cowboy boots and goes back home.

To revisit her roots as a biracial Jamaican/Japanese woman.

 

[Joseph]

No time to be sad about album sales, she has gardening to do

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

well, yes, if it were either this or the other same million Christmas songs you get to hear over and over again every YEAR then I would rather play this one instead

 

[Iguana]

HIT!

 

[KC 🦋]

I'm not against celebrities expressing their religious beliefs but that's got to be the fakest religious sentiment I've ever seen and heard, it's insulting.

The album is fine. I don't mind her doing country but it has none of the edge that made her unique. It's so bland.

 

[KC 🦋]

I do like Somebody Else's but she shouldn't have done this album. This is NOT the 'return' we were waiting for.

 

[Joseph]

I'm not against celebrities expressing their religious beliefs but that's got to be the fakest religious sentiment I've ever seen and heard, it's insulting.

The album is fine. I don't mind her doing country but it has none of the edge that made her unique. It's so bland.

Jesus compels her

 

[KC 🦋]

Jesus compels her

Pretty sure it was the paycheck that compelled her.

 

[PGCMc]

Pretty certain it's the influence of the husband.

 

[wildchild]

She’s been (openly) very religious since her divorce 10 years ago. Not surprised to see her in that commercial.

 

[Joseph]

She’s been (openly) very religious since her divorce 10 years ago. Not surprised to see her in that commercial.

Yeah I first heard her going full Jesus back in 2016 on Chelsea Handler’s show she had on Netflix. I was was like well it’s over

 

[Suedehead]

SHIT!

YEAH!

 

[Pipo]

so wait, JESUS is the PROMO?

yikes, we're only months away before she makes a homophobic remark and gets canceled, aren't we?

 

[Joseph]

I’m Just A Girl (Only 2 Genders Mix)

 

[Halli]

I saw a clip of The Voice performance of Somebody Else's and its got me into the song Its a tune

 

[Joseph]

It’s not a bad album at the end of the day just a bit bland compared to what she is known for.

 

[wildchild]

What if she goes back to No Doubt and they finally release the songs they worked on before the divorce like the stuff with Skrillex.

Let’s pray!

 

[Halli]

Bouquet (the singal) on the Radio 2 A-List from this week

 

[Joseph]

 

[KC 🦋]

Ok but why Joseph gotta look like the assassin?

 

[Pipo]

DOUBLE PREGNANT?