HELLO!
I was wondering if
@Iguana was alive recently - that fool is useless at social media so it's hard to tell - and recalled that he posts on these forums. I did a bit of lurking + terrible stalking (for I knew not his alias so kept on scouring threads to see if anyone somewhat resembled the posh git I know, tolerate, and occasionally care to remember) and soon gave up cos who the fuck has the time seriously.
But then he popped up back on socials a week or so ago and was very sweet and so I confessed my terrible sins! He told me his name (and YOURS TOO,
@Tisch !!) and suggested that I say something. Primarily because I have regressed into a rabid, and highly-mentally-unstable ATTENTION WHORE in my old age and he said there'd definitely be attention!
But he also warned me that my shelf-life here would be somewhat limited for I dislike the music of your patron saint, Kylie Minogue. I believe he said something about being CHASED WITH PITCHFORKS as a result.
Regardless, I figured it was worth saying hi, albeit a little later than planned. I think I saw a couple of names I recognised from decades (!!!) past but for most of the rest of y'all feel free to file me under the prehistoric curios as necessary.