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i don't really know/follow star signs but i love this shit.
got a "birth chart reading" a couple of years ago. it was fascinating. the appointment phone call went like:
(dryly) why do you want a reading?
- a friend came and he said you had a very interesting conversation.
(even drier) i'm not a therapist. if you need a therapist, call a therapist. i do birthchart readings!
she was wonderful. turned out to be a middle-aged woman of russian descent who spoke with a heavy accent used a few snippets of english slang like you get me? and yelled after her elderly father who you would sometimes see slowly pass through the hallway in the brimful of carpet living room. we hit it off!
anyway!
do you follow your zodiac?
is your mercury constantly in retrograde?
what's your favourite astrology story?
do you have one?
or are you a boring old [insert most boring star sign here]?
got a "birth chart reading" a couple of years ago. it was fascinating. the appointment phone call went like:
(dryly) why do you want a reading?
- a friend came and he said you had a very interesting conversation.
(even drier) i'm not a therapist. if you need a therapist, call a therapist. i do birthchart readings!
she was wonderful. turned out to be a middle-aged woman of russian descent who spoke with a heavy accent used a few snippets of english slang like you get me? and yelled after her elderly father who you would sometimes see slowly pass through the hallway in the brimful of carpet living room. we hit it off!
anyway!
do you follow your zodiac?
is your mercury constantly in retrograde?
what's your favourite astrology story?
do you have one?
or are you a boring old [insert most boring star sign here]?