Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

How do you think she’s celebrating her birthday?

Feasting on babies?

Just a drink with a friend

 

[KNT]

I hope somebody got her a copy of Spare.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

William tries topping for the FIRST TIME

 

[lolly]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Don't speak, DRIVE!

 

[jyxz]

No visible seatbelts…..

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Imagine seriously wearing a TIARA.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The state of her.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Imagine seriously wearing a TIARA.

Only when doing the hoovering

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Imagine heading out the house and thinking ‘Yeah, this is a normal thing to wear!’

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

God she’s WICKED.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

God she’s WICKED.

Just wait until she leaks a story about 'recycling outfits' to the Mail when she deigns to wear it a second time. She's just like us!

 

[COB]

We only like that when it's Princess Anne doing it after thirty years!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Party Pieces DEAD!

Princess of Wales's parents' party supplies firm sold after brush with insolvency

Carole and Michael Middleton's business, Party Pieces Holdings, has been sold to James Sinclair, an entrepreneur, after failing to avert a collapse into administration, Sky News learns.

news.sky.com

 

[KNT]

Worrying news for Kate. Charles only arranged the marriage to secure a powerful alliance with Party Pieces, and her position is now vulnerable.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Worrying news for Kate. Charles only arranged the marriage to secure a powerful alliance with Party Pieces, and her position is now vulnerable.

I think he has all the silly hats he needs now also, so presumably she’ll be banished to the tower or have a brush with a Fiat Uno before long.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

OH NOES! They’ll be down to their last FEW MILLION.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Has she got a red mark on her face?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

She truly is STUNNING

 

[jivafox]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

For context

 

[Eddie]

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Padam.

 

[rhythmba-la-la-la-la]

Revelling in Ons' misery, evil cow.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

What a hideous outfit! She looks like a Calippo!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

This pops up every now and then, and it's very funny to me that papers abroad are like 'Kate Middleton falls out with Prince William's presumed mistress' and the UK papers are stuck fishing for clicks with headlines like 'Who is Rose Hanbury? What is her relationship to Prince William? And what the fuck is a Marchioness of Cholmondeley?'

Oooooooooooopppppppppsssss

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

It appears Kate and Rose have been HANGING OUT.

ARE THEY ALL FUCKING?

 

[funky]

The picture that the BBC chose to use for the South Korean royal state visit

She’s such a fabulous Hollywood Villain!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

‘How many calories in labrador pate?’

 

[lolly]

 

[C’est la VoR]

 

[Jark]

well she's not the duchess of evilshere for NOTHING! but what's HIS EXCUSE?

 

[Rita]

It will all be swept under the carpet. The current King and future Kings wife are racists? None of it will ever be addressed by any one and the usual mugs will fawn over their every word.

 

[Star]

Christmas card released;

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[ButterTart]

Christmas card released;

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What a weirdly massive chair.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

IT’S CALLED A THRONE.

 

[Finnland]

What an absolutely HORRIBLE family

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

The middle one looks exactly like me as a child.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Why is the BITCH DAUGHTER insisting on sitting down? STAND UP YOU LAZY COW, it’s not like you’re ever GETTING A JOB.

 

[Marilyn]

That image saved as a file onto my computer when I clicked it and I deleted it quickly in a state of panic

Imagine if you died and your family found that in your downloads folder