Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist)

[KC 🦋]

Nowhere near as admirable as considering Katy Perry a "worldview".

 

[KC 🦋]

You guys are gonna be so mad when her next single goes #47.

 

[Jark]

Lifetimes out August 9th

 

[Joseph]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Lifetimes out August 9th

Imagine if she's invited to perform it at the Olympics closing ceremony/handover to LA 2 days later.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Found @KindaCool's twitter:

 

[KC 🦋]

Oh hell no

 

[KC 🦋]

Wait. IS this me? "Her 10th Dark Horse"

 

[Joseph]

 

[KC 🦋]

Presaved.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm already over it. Another one DOA.

 

[Jark]

this won't be the medicine she needs but it does at least sound boppable

 

[Lucille]

Not to mention FLUSHABLE.

 

[Kratz]

Not to mention FLUSHABLE.

I think we're going to need more Domestos for this one.

 

[Lucille]

And a COAT HANGER to break it down into SMALLER CHUNKS.

 

[Halli]

Yes its the first PROPER SINGOLE

 

[Joseph]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Such BEAUTY

 

[KC 🦋]

#63 is huge for her. She hasn't had a Top 20 single since 2019. So proud of her.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

#63 is huge for her. She hasn't had a Top 20 single since 2019. So proud of her.

You just be saying ANYTHING!

 

[KC 🦋]

I don't know why y'all think I'm trolling. I have a rich history of crafting sensible Katy Perry posts. It's even on my resume (which you can view here)

 

[Pipo]

hold on, they're really downplaying WW as a buzz single?

This one apparently is inspired by her daughter but it was also produced by Dr. Luke

 

[Joseph]

Go girl give us nothing

 

[ButterTart]

It's nice that her new single caters to the silent masses who find Becky Hill too avant-garde.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Go girl give us nothing

 

[funky]

Go girl give us nothing

WTF is that

Mind you, that's pretty much all the energy I could muster for this 'campaign' as well

 

[Apoca]

Omg how much did she pay brooks and jessie for this half baked shit?

I hope they cashed it to get more fancy grey sweat pants.

 

[Tisch]

Omg how much did she pay brooks and jessie for this half baked shit?

I hope they cashed it to get more fancy grey sweat pants.

Oh we're meant to know who they are?

 

[Apoca]

Oh we're meant to know who they are?

Yes they are a thing on TikTok, doing "go girl give us nothing" dances to songs. Youth correspondent @dUb to confirm.

 

[Tisch]

Yes they are a thing on TikTok, doing "go girl give us nothing" dances to songs. Youth correspondent @dUb to confirm.

The way I didn't even get that that was meant to be a "give us nothing" dance....

 

[GNL]

The way I didn't even get that that was meant to be a "give us nothing" dance....

Katy is giving us even less than the girls who "give us nothing" for a living.

 

[Suedehead]

Ah yes - a “give us nothing” TikTok. Because the “wink wink nudge nudge it’s all on the nose” strategy worked so well for the first single.

She should sack her management team. And songwriters. And producers.

 

[Lucille]

She should SACK HERSELF!

 

[jivafox]

 

[Shoat]

The problem with Katy trying the "but it's DELIBERATELY SHIT" narrative is that it wilfully ignores that's actually only half of her problem, the other half is that she's also been DELIBERATELY EVIL


But some props to her for not trying to pretend there's any merit in this Becky Hill fartathon.

 

[KC 🦋]

Poor Katy. She's cursed with Boomer Syndrome. She needs to stop jumping on every 'young people' thing because everything she touches becomes uncool.

 

[Lucille]

Wow it’s all so post-modern, it’s like if Andy Warhol was a woman and his chosen media was turds.

 

[KC 🦋]

Like the whole point of the "Go girl give us nothing" thing is that's it's tongue-in-cheek to support the girls who are genuinely sucky or lazy. If you're doing it on purpose...it's not a joke

 

[funky]

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