Late Night Drunk Moopy

Can I have a WORK BITCH? For ages we only had 1 straight boy in the office, and we made the regrettable decision in the past year to hire 5 MORE. This week alone they have had TWO nights out where none of the gays or girls have been invited, and honestly I’m SICK OF IT!

Not that I would’ve gone out with them (ew) but it’s the principle. I have now enacted a hiring freeze on any more heterosexuals.
 
They all came in on Wednesday hungover and ordered DONER KEBABS, the toxic masculinity is TOO MUCH TO BEAR.
 
YAY second popcorn batch is ready and looking PERFECT

Let me salt it and TOP up my wine and we'll be ready for my number girls
 
Lucille said:
Can I have a WORK BITCH? For ages we only had 1 straight boy in the office, and we made the regrettable decision in the past year to hire 5 MORE. This week alone they have had TWO nights out where none of the gays or girls have been invited, and honestly I’m SICK OF IT!

Not that I would’ve gone out with them (ew) but it’s the principle. I have now enacted a hiring freeze on any more heterosexuals.
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In my line of boring 9-5 work, I find the nights out end up dominated by the girls and gays (:eyes:), the straights are too dull to move their sober small football talk to actual properly involved drunk talk... So maybe these particular straight boys just get on actually as friends? Which is obviously a shame for you.

Can you not organise an awful night out for you, the girls and gays? Then you can all only come together on the awful work nights out when the two groups will naturally splinter off anyway
 
playing Lana deep cuts. duvet on the couch. the strange upstairs neighbour is doing her mysterious stomping, always stomping around. let the light in girls!
 
Oh shit I thought this thread was in the Community forum!
Why is it not? I won't @ the mods and admins. It's been a tumultuous 24 hours. I'll just take my non-sexual frustrations to the 'songs you hate by artists you love thread'.
I guess.

💅
 
Jark said:
playing Lana deep cuts. duvet on the couch. the strange upstairs neighbour is doing her mysterious stomping, always stomping around. let the light in girls!
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Hun you need AirPods or Bose's. CANCEL that stomping!
 
Lucille said:
Let’s all just gently rub our anuses together.
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What you do in your own time is your own business and frankly revolting. But there are children watching and this sends out the message that they have the inalienable right to indulge in tummy swords. Where does it even go?
 
Lucille said:
I DO NOT interact with colleagues at the weekend!
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Oh I didn't realise it was a WORK thing. CARRY on... and YES you're absolutely right about that. I DON'T do work related socialising in the weekend either
 
ZenGiraffe said:
What else is there to do in ESSEX?
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EXCUSE ME - only happens to be myy birthplace. WASH YOUR FOUL MOUTH OUT
 
The sticky toffee pudding rum from Sainsburys is a nice nightcap on lots of ice with a shot Baileys.
 
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