Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 3 - Avicii Arena (again)

[ButterTart]

Apparently the lyrics are very nice, but good lyrics mean nothing when the performance is so dead eyed and clinical.

 

[D5K]

Oh dear the heart has started going.

 

[FetchFugly]

The struggle to emote is very real.

 

[Alex]

Yawnnnnnnn

 

[Madison]

Irritating voice.

 

[Kratz]

Can't Linda accidentally knock a stage light loose or something. This is INSIPID

Land on him in that dress

‘Oh sorry, I thought it was my go!’

 

[Christian]

Can't Linda accidentally knock a stage light loose or something. This is INSIPID

Drop the Carrie bucket of blood now!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The heart doesn’t seem to be GOING WILD for this so far - does that still mean anything?

The song is a LOT more boring than Frans (which was hardly a WILD ROLLERCOASTER RIDE in itself)

 

[Madison]

He’s no Lasse Lindh

 

[Sheena]

OH NO, NOT A GUITAR BREAK

 

[Soldi]

Well this is a STONE COLD BORE

Fuck off you soppy child

 

[Christian]

A key change would have been too vulgar of course

COME ON LIND

 

[Sheena]

The only thing LYCKLIGT about this song will be when it reaches the SLUT

 

[ButterTart]

His voice is piss weak, as was the song.

 

[D5K]

I never want to hear that again

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I’m not sure if that is a nailed on DTF to be honest, it was just so DULL and UNMEMORABLE

 

[ButterTart]

That was track 10 on a rush released album. It really was nothing special.

 

[Alex]

The struggle to emote is very real.

I refuse to believe he has had strong feelings for anything in his life

 

[ButterTart]

I refuse to believe he has had strong feelings for anything in his life

Probably a bit pissed off he's competing against the woman who noshed off his dad.

 

[Kratz]

I’m not sure if that is a nailed on DTF to be honest, it was just so DULL and UNMEMORABLE

Let’s hope so. We are heading for a rather down-tempo Finalen at this rate.

 

[ButterTart]

Lisa is a marvel of Swedish engineering and absolutely needs to qualify.

 

[ButterTart]

The role of Lisa Miskofsky is being played tonight by Sally Phillips.

 

[Madison]

Urgh indoor hats

 

[Sheena]

Is it me or is ALL of the staging tonight JUST A BIT SHIT?

 

[Kratz]

I bet this is lovely in its studio version

 

[FetchFugly]

This chorus is quite lovely, but she doesn't sound great on the verses and the staging is irritating.

 

[Alex]

This is nice but no Why Start A Fire, is it ?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Lisa Miskofsky is nice enough…but just feels a bit too NICE for it to be truly competitive.

The HEART seems to be blazing though, so maybe this will be a relatively surprise finalist, the performance is very…NICE

 

[win_the_game]

Are the all out of ideas for the performances? Random people strolling across the stage isn't exactly INSPIRED.

 

[ButterTart]

This is nice but no Why Start A Fire, is it ?

Why Start a Fire and Still Alive are forces of nature. This is lovely in a different way.

It's all just kicked into gear as well

 

[Madison]

I was so distracted by the staging, I didn’t get a chance to focus on her BORING AS FUCK song

 

[Christian]

Lovely stuff and politely nice.

 

[Raining on Me]

Annoying hat and crap staging aside, I really like this and wouldn't mind if it qualifies

 

[Christian]

The hat MUST GO.

 

[D5K]

+1 point for the key change.

 

[Soldi]

The best IS still to come, in exactly three songs time.

 

[Sheena]

Still BORING

 

[ButterTart]

Well, I'd say that should manage AC at least.

 

[ButterTart]

Oscar cosplaying as Mickey Pierce from Only Fools & Horses is really quite the choice.

 

[Alex]

I assume these are trying to be Manneskin