Melodifestivalen 2022: Deltävling 3 - Avicii Arena (again)

[Kratz]

I am delaying going to a birthday dinner for as long as I can tonight. The traffic is just dreadful, yes!

 

[Kratz]

He's a COMPLETE state! Very bizarre...

It’s awful! He’s almost as boxy as she is (which is pretty boxy)

 

[Sheena]

Who IS she?

 

[Madison]

Oh - her name is a pun. That completely passed me by.

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck happened with the cards then? Was it intentional?

 

[FetchFugly]

Cazzi is showing off

 

[ButterTart]

Is Cazzi 22 or 70? I feel like she could easily be either.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh please tell me Paul Rey has retired permanently to writing/not being on stage

 

[D5K]

What the fuck happened with the cards then? Was it intentional?

Probably but they need to be better at making it obvious. Especially after Oscar’s chaos in heat 1.

 

[Soldi]

LOVING this CHEAP BANGER

DIREKT TIL FINAL PLS

 

[ButterTart]

This is quite nice but feels more like it's from a Danish or Norwegian final.

 

[Raining on Me]

It's like a Marina song performed by a 78 year old Bubble from Ab Fab

 

[Kratz]

She’s like a charismatic Margaret

 

[Sheena]

This ain't half bad but she's annoying as fuck

 

[Raining on Me]

Actually sort of loving this but it's dead on arrival surely...

 

[Madison]

This is more like it Sweden.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

This surely doesn’t have a CHANCE? It feels very amateur for MF, albeit on the FUN SIDE.

 

[D5K]

This is great

 

[Alex]

She should stick to writing not performing. The Aliiiiive bit is slightly painful.
Song is quite good though

 

[ButterTart]

LOVING this CHEAP BANGER

DIREKT TIL FINAL PLS

Until we know Linda is safely through we need to treat everyone else as the enemy.

 

[D5K]

This surely doesn’t have a CHANCE? It feels very amateur for MF, albeit on the FUN SIDE.

The choreo feels a bit amateur but that’s not her fault

 

[win_the_game]

The song is fine but she's trying too hard to be quirky.

 

[Madison]

Good song, strong performer, wasn’t using Bjorkman vocals too heavily, nice beat, and not even a lazy instrumental chorus. Well done.

 

[ButterTart]

Here he is, set faces to whelmed.

 

[Christian]

Vivienne Westwood on bad acid. Great song, nada for the show.

 

[Raining on Me]

I refuse to believe anyone called LANCELOT isn't PURE EVIL

 

[Alex]

I expect this will be dull as. There is zero personality there

 

[Christian]

Oh look he’s so cute

 

[Sheena]

He must hate Linda
HE MUST BE STOPPED

 

[FetchFugly]

He's quite ROBOTIC

 

[Christian]

REAL MUSIC WARNING

 

[Christian]

His shirt came from the ABBA shop

 

[ButterTart]

How dare he try to win me over with a guitar.

 

[Christian]

Third time performing ever MY FOOT

 

[ButterTart]

Tonight's theme is clearly shit tattoos.

 

[Sheena]

This is a DIRGE

 

[Christian]

Cover up those NOX, here’s the backing track

 

[Raining on Me]

Can't Linda accidentally knock a stage light loose or something. This is INSIPID

 

[win_the_game]

Well I think this is lovely.

 

[Sheena]

Well I think this is lovely.

FUCK YOU