Hand in the tillWhat did Nicola do?
Killed a kid.What did Nicola do?
Surely she can just recruit more from prison?Have they arrested her travelling troupe of Scottish lesbians too?
She said she dislikes Padam.What did Nicola do?
Shush now. That money was just resting in her accountOh she looks guilty as fuck!
I’m not sure that’s any more believable than the rumour she was having an affair with a female French diplomat, and caught her cheating in a hotel room a stones throw away from the Scottish Government buildings.
It's like the rumour every school had that two teachers were fucking, but not just fucking they were CAUGHT IN THR STATIONERY CUPBOARD because that's a totally normal thing to happen
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Literally had the same image in my head as I was posting
The rumour I've heard is much juicier to the point of libelous so ASK ME IN PERSON
Just make sure it doesn't clash with the next play of Padam Padam
I was just thinking she'd sent her own cardboard cut-out to do the test for her.She looks like a window sticker![]()
I was just thinking she'd sent her own cardboard cut-out to do the test for her.