Nicola Sturgeon RESIGNS (+ ALLEGEDLY CROOKED + FOUL LANGUAGE + HUSBAND CHARGED + DIVORCING + LEAVING PARLIAMENT + NO LONGER SUSPECT) (2 Viewers)

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Why should she apologise for FACTS said in a private conversation?

 

[untilted]

MARZIPAN DILDO

I mean she’s not wrong is she?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Spoiler: Boring Fact Checking

it's FAKE. She only, so far at least, has slightly sweaty messages about Boris Johnson released

 

[Pingu]

Yeah they’re quotes from The Thick Of It…

 

[KNT]

She actually just called Boris Johnson a FUCKING CLOWN

Also true. Nothing but respect for my caravan-thieving Queen of Scots.

 

[straightorbroken]

I loved the messages being read out on the news up here with the bleep effects. I think it will increase her popularity.

 

[funky]

Don’t you dare fucking apologies Missy!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Oh dear

 

[octophone]

That'll be timed to get the latest Tory weirdo off the front pages.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

CHARGED!

 

[Rita]

OMG! I honestly thought it was all something and nothing. Is Nicola Sturgeon likely to get charged too?

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

OMG! I honestly thought it was all something and nothing. Is Nicola Sturgeon likely to get charged too?

I'm sure we will find out soon, but I am not sure what benefit there is to staggering charges

 

[straightorbroken]

Get them both on Celebrity The Traitors. They can get towed away in a battered caravan if they get found out (no idea what Celebrity The Traitors should do though )

 

[Madison]

I don’t suppose there’s a chance of a trial in, say, October?

 

[funky]

Is it possible that she just married a dodgy grifter and had absolutely no idea what he was up to?

We’ve ALL DONE IT

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

EMBEZZLEMENT

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Lavender Marriage (allegedly) DEAD

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

 

[straightorbroken]

Is the lavender background a wink-wink thing?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I hope she finds happiness with her new PARTNER!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Not her ditching the faggot to keep plausible deniability!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I hope she finds happiness with her new PARTNER!

She's been at the gym pretty much every day for the past six months, she's not messing around in her hunt for a (wo)man

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Looking forward to her claiming the motorhome couldn't possibly have been for her, as she was too busy practising lesbianism

 

[jivafox]

Yes Nicola cut off that criminal dead weight

 

[big ron]

So happy for u hun so meny snkes out there you don't need them xox

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Looking forward to her claiming the motorhome couldn't possibly have been for her, as she was too busy practising lesbianism

Proper lesbians convert a second-hand ford transit themselves anyway!

 

[dzjermlaw]

Assuming the absence of any Scottish Law weirdness, they will now be able to be forced to testify against each other in criminal cases. I’m sure that won’t turn out to have any relevance to anything.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Proper lesbians convert a second-hand ford transit themselves anyway!

Nicola going FULL RACHEY

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Of course she's a LEZ, she's got the CHIN

 

[funky]

Well it took her long enough!

Also what a GARISH statement

Not the message, just the COLOUR

 

[Rita]

Is he going to be found GUILTY?

 

[Rita]

When is the tell all book getting released? I always thought she had a bit of a THING for LIZ TRUSS. Those longing dagger looks, and undressing her with her eyes.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

When is the tell all book getting released? I always thought she had a bit of a THING for LIZ TRUSS. Those longing dagger looks, and undressing her with her eyes.

 

[straightorbroken]

Is he going to be found GUILTY?

Sounds like he's going to take one for the team.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

She's been at the gym pretty much every day for the past six months, she's not messing around in her hunt for a (wo)man

Why am I picturing Zen here

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

NOT SEEKING RE-ELECTION



I hope she spends her free time on a lovely SAPPHIC journey and then releases a book about it in a few years time.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Her poor soon to be ex husband, however, has been in court today

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I'm sure he can take it.

 

[funky]

LOCK HER UP