SO HAPPY Potomac is back though!
THOUGHTS:
- Why has Ashley had cheek fillers

she really really didn’t need them.
- Gizelle’s interior design is ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS

Her new house is more of a GROSS SLUM than Leah’s!
- Not Robyn wheeling out the same storyline for the FIFTH SEASON IN A ROW

I like Robyn more than most, but it’s taking the piss now

also wtf was Juan’s party outfit? The level of effort! NONE!
- The scene of Gizelle and her 13 yo daughters discussing Gizelle’s relationship with THEIR FATHER on camera was really uncomfortable and not what I watch Housewives for SOZ GIZELLE.
- Was Gizelle’s tiara-trucker cap from Robyn’s acclaimed line of BEJEWELLED HATS

- on a similar note, Chris’ FURRY LOAFER-shoe things were as disgusting as the inside of Gizelle’s new house.
- Not SAD OLD Charisse creeping out her champagne room to slither into the party
- Karen was v low key, but I’m sure the Grande Dame will deliver, you can try and tear her down but the Grande Dame NEVER CRUMBLES
I’m aware this reads like a hate watch, but it really was not
