Steps - Scared of the Dark [NUMBER FUCKING ONE SINGLE]

[Devil]

10am on Radio Two isn't it? Shall make the WHOLE OFFICE turn off Capital for this bad boy

 

[monsta]

10am on Radio Two isn't it? Shall make the WHOLE OFFICE turn off Capital for this bad boy

I'm actually enduring Radio 2 for them

 

[Devil]

Christ this station is grim

 

[Slave]

Well I guess as we've discussed before, with the cut-off for Radio 1 being so low, they're left having to cater for EVERYTHING else.

 

[Suomi]

Why am I listening to uptown funk - have I missed it

 

[Zu]

OH GOD HAVE I MISSED IT

 

[monsta]

Why am I listening to uptown funk - have I missed it

Not yet. Radio 2 is a fucking endurance test though.

Get Dame Sara Cox on.

 

[Suomi]

They're playing Uptown Funk in anticipation of the Steps single selling as many copies

 

[Zu]

OH MY GOD IT'S COMING NOW

 

[Zu]

THE INTRO!

 

[Zu]

THE VERSE!

 

[Suomi]

OMG

 

[Zu]

THE CHORUS!

 

[Slave]

Sticking to a winning formula so far (i.e. H and Lee absent)

 

[Suomi]

LISA VERSE

 

[monsta]

DEAD!

 

[Suomi]

This has classic Lee Latchford-Evans all over it

 

[Zu]

ALL OF IT!

 

[Slave]

KEY-CHANGE

 

[monsta]

THAT FUCKING KEY CHANGE!

 

[Zu]

ACTUALLY BLUBBING

 

[monsta]

SHAKING AND CRYING

 

[Slave]

Literally DEAD

 

[Zu]

THE KEY CHANGE!

 

[Zu]

OH MY DAYS WHERE CAN I HEAR IT AGAIN

 

[Suomi]

STICK A FORK IN ME ALL OTHER MUSIC CANCELLED

 

[Suomi]

FUCK EUROVISION AND MELODIFESTIVALEN - ALL WE NEEDED WAS STEPS

 

[Zu]

STICK A FORK IN ME ALL OTHER MUSIC CANCELLED

MELODI WHAT

 

[Slave]

Can't wait for it to slip into the chart at #41 behind a top 40 of Coldplay and Ed Sheeran songs

 

[monsta]

It's literally everything you'd want in a modern Steps single.

I heard it very hungover for the first time and it legit REVIVED me.

Fucking phenomenal.

 

[Zu]

It is ABSOLUTELY SENSATIONAL

 

[Devil]

I was so pissed when I heard it last Saturday that this was surprisingly even BETTER than I remembered.

Fuck it is amazing. A whole album of this is exactly what the doctor (and 2017 TBH) ordered

 

[Slave]

Move over Better The Devil You Know.

Devil's got a NEW #1

 

[Sheena]

Where can I hear this?

WHERE CAN I HEAR THIS?

(I'm also at work, so most sites will be blocked)

OH MY ACTUAL FUCK

 

[Devil]

The only very minor issue I have with it is that it is slightly too Claire heavy in the chorus. I know she's got the VOX but Faye being turned up slightly on the chorus or an ad lib or two (which she was always oddly good at) to just keep it a bit mixed would make it even better.

But it's still the TITS

 

[Slave]

You can stream it from midnight

 

[Devil]

Where can I hear this?

WHERE CAN I HEAR THIS?

(I'm also at work, so most sites will be blocked)

OH MY ACTUAL FUCK

FB dear

 

[Sheena]

You can stream it from midnight

FUCK YOU

 

[Sheena]

FB dear

That's a 30 second clip...

HELP ME SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!

 

[Devil]

Oh thought that was the full version.

Sorry Sheena