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NB please only call Sunday using this type of phone 

NB please only call Sunday using this type of phone
NB please only call Sunday using this type of phone
Can we all just say a huge grattis på födelsedagen to the love of my life @Suomi who, for those of you unfamiliar with his work, is a cheeky little guy with great chest hair, a lustrous beard, and a permanently brooding facial expression that is so cute to me because he often looks like a hot beary serial killer, when in reality he is the kindest and most permanently playful person I’ve ever met. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUOMI
(Anyway if you don’t hear from him much after today it’s because he’s refused my formal application to launch a vengeance investigation into the people who didn’t vote for me in ASFM and I’ve destroyed all his devices in a frantic fit of gay evil when I discover he didn’t vote for Sally Shapiro.)
I CALL and I CALL just to make things rightNB please only call Sunday using this type of phone![]()