Tennis 2023

[rhythmbandit]

Novak is DOMINATING.

 

[Ellie]

Jabeur’s meltdown was painful to watch yesterday :/

Vondroušová’s HUSBAND looked like a child. I kept thinking he was her younger brother.

 

[Ellie]

Djokovic should get more time violations. He’s been ridiculous today.

 

[Eddie]

Djokovic should get more time violations. He’s been ridiculous today.

He always absolutely TAKES THE PISS.

 

[Ellie]

 

[Ill Advised]

COME ON ALCARAZ

 

[Eddie]

QUEEN

 

[jyxz]

Vondroušová’s HUSBAND looked like a child. I kept thinking he was her younger brother.

She also looks like she’s had a ROUGH 24 years.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Get her Jade!

 

[Dark Carnival]

2 sets to 1!

 

[Ellie]

Where is he??

 

[Eddie]

Typical tricks. Urgh.

 

[Eddie]

It's a REAL MYSTERY why he isn't as popular as the other greats, isn't it?

 

[Ellie]

Typical tricks. Urgh.

Alvarez all ready on court to play the whole time, so I don’t think it worked.

 

[jyxz]

Alvarez all ready on court to play the whole time, so I don’t think it worked.

Who?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Where is he??

Off to take a SHIT

 

[Ellie]

Who?

Auto correct. It keeps changing to ALCATRAZ too.

 

[jyxz]

Auto correct. It keeps changing to ALCATRAZ too.

Mine did the same to Alvarez the other day too

 

[Ellie]

Some INSANE shots going on here.

 

[Eddie]

FUCKING YES!

 

[Dark Carnival]

!!

 

[Eddie]

(Roger's record remains intact...for now)

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ellie]

BRILLIANT match!

 

[dmlaw]

Djokovic has now lost more Grand Slam finals than anyone else, making him officially the worst tennis player in history.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Djokovic has now lost more Grand Slam finals than anyone else, making him officially the worst tennis player in history.

 

[Madíson]

I love seeing this wanker cry.

 

[jyxz]

I won £24.80

 

[Ellie]

I won £24.80

I won £19.50!

 

[Eddie]

Will he get fined for damaging that net post I wonder?

 

[rhythmbandit]

Meanwhile, in Hungary, Zhang Shuai's troubles continue:

 

[Apoca]

Blind robbery, and good to see her peers rally around her.

Disgusting behaviour from Toth, really.

 

[Apoca]

Second domestic violence case/allegation for Zverev after Olya Sharypova in 2020. His ex girlfriend Brenda Patea has filed with the police, they are parents to a child.

A penal order has already been submitted by the prosecution office in Berlin as they see sufficient evidence for phyiscal violence - he has two weeks to answer; either he'll accept a 480k€ fine or he'll go to public trial.

The jig is up

 

[rhythmbandit]

Just as he was getting his career back on track too. Oh well.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Second domestic violence case/allegation for Zverev after Olya Sharypova in 2020. His ex girlfriend Brenda Patea has filed with the police, they are parents to a child.

A penal order has already been submitted by the prosecution office in Berlin as they see sufficient evidence for phyiscal violence - he has two weeks to answer; either he'll accept a 480k€ fine or he'll go to public trial.

The jig is up

Yuck what a disgusting human being

 

[Apoca]

Just as he was getting his career back on track too. Oh well.

That's not an "Oh well", it's an "it's what he deserves".

 

[rhythmbandit]

John Isner and Jack Sock both retiring at the US Open.

Mikael Ymer also retiring, at the age of 24, shortly after being banned for doping offenses.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Sock is moving over to pickleball as a pro instead.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Sock is moving over to pickleball as a pro instead.

Quite a few retiring Americans are, Querry did last year.

 

[cwej]

Second domestic violence case/allegation for Zverev after Olya Sharypova in 2020. His ex girlfriend Brenda Patea has filed with the police, they are parents to a child.

A penal order has already been submitted by the prosecution office in Berlin as they see sufficient evidence for phyiscal violence - he has two weeks to answer; either he'll accept a 480k€ fine or he'll go to public trial.

The jig is up

He's got a kid?! God he's just a dreadful human.