The JESSIE J REAPPRAISAL thread

[EuphoRita]

LASERLIGHT and BANG BANG are my go to JESS J TRACKS.

 

[Rim Soldi Tagi Dim]

I'm so glad I've been able to destroy @COB and @ZenGiraffe's marriage already

MARRIAGE?!

 

[RJN]

I’m not the biggest fan of HER as a person, but I really can’t deny she has FANTASTIC VOX.

Some have denied it

 

[EuphoRita]

Some have denied it

I never said THEY COULDN’T. I said I COULDN’T.

 

[jivafox]

I keep reading this topic title as SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL

 

[EuphoRita]

I keep reading this topic title as SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL

She is looking WELL.

 

[EuphoRita]

OMG SHE IS 86!!

 

[EuphoRita]

Sally Jessy Raphael, NOT Jessie J.

 

[RJN]

Jessie j does seem like she could be the type to lie about her age

 

[octophone]

Fuck up.

 

[lolly smitten-downes]

I'm worried I've been to quick to judge so she's getting the kitchen treatment. @COB has left the room already so it's not going well.

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I'd be worrying about that missing knife. I suggest you find it before it's plunged between your shoulder blades. And this photo would justify self defence.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

This thread should be LOCKED UP!

 

[jivafox]

The one good thing she was responsible for

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

The one good thing she was responsible for

Ok but she also did this

 

[Pipo]

oh wait, I always forget about this one



but for every tolerable song, she has some MONSTROSITY like this one

 

[OutSynk]

The one good thing she was responsible for

Oh Channing.

 

[Diddy]

Omg don’t you just hate it when you look amazing and you take a perfectly posed nude shower thirst trap photo and someone forces you to post it? That’s like sooo embarrassing, triple cringe!!!

 

[KindaCool]

Look at you fickle queens fawning over her now. Just last week you wanted her SIZZLED.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

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! at that TERRIFYING DEEP PULL

WHERE DID YOU HAVE THAT?!

 

[jivafox]

! at that TERRIFYING DEEP PULL

WHERE DID YOU HAVE THAT?!

It came up on my Facebook memories today

 

[Shoat]

I'm looking forward to Penelope's glowing reappraisal of Lulu next week.

Sadly I fear it's only a matter of time before we're all forced to watch a nationwide reappraisal of Jessie J when she wins The Masked Singer dressed as a cream cracker.

 

[GNL]

Nicki Minaj clearly not on board with the JessieJenaissance

 

[Penelope Will Rave]

I HOWLED

It's the ending it with 'Love u ' that really adds a certain flavour. Gonna end with that next time I try to destroy someone's day

 

[KindaCool]

I really hoped I'd never hear from this awful song ever again.

 

[Suomi]

well guess what Kiwi

 

[Zu]

I'm worried I've been to quick to judge so she's getting the kitchen treatment. @COB has left the room already so it's not going well.

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I'm loving the combination of VODKA AND KNIVES

Also NICE PEN

 

[Baby LaZenne]

I'm loving the combination of VODKA AND KNIVES

Also NICE PEN

If there isn't the risk of GREVIOUS BODILY HARM are you even drinking at all?

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

If there isn't the risk of GREVIOUS BODILY HARM are you even drinking at all?

Spoken like a true Scotsman.

 

[KindaCool]

well guess what Kiwi

 

[Lume]

WHORE.

 

[Baby LaZenne]

I am sorry, but this is INDEFENSIBLE

 

[EuroTischion]

 

[jivafox]

Every gig she does is a comedy show! How is this news?

 

[octophone]

I hope she doesn't google herself any time soon.

That said, I stand by the remarks I made up-thread.

 

[Una Kratz per San Marino]

Unless she is leaning in to being a parody (which I very much doubt), just no.

 

[Diddy]

Can’t be any worse than that “What am I liiiike?” Gay standup show

 

[Wir Butter 'ne Tarty]

She’ll have them rolling in the aisles with relatable, Earthy anecdotes like the time she shaved her head for attention, the time she stopped being bisexual so Americans would like her, and the time she pulled off the most horrific aeroplane hijacking since 9/11 with an impromptu in-flight concert.

 

[Suomi]

If this happens I want video footage of dub and Whatever outside her first gig telling the camera that she’s our new Joan Rivers

 

[GALA]

Thunder is a glorious big scary animal.