The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[jivafox]

BRING. BACK. ANDREA.

 

[KC 🦋]

Poor misunderstood tennis-court-owning Andrea

 

[Apoca]

Only one person can SWITCH this BITCH OF A SHOW

 

[Cerro de Casa]

BRING. BACK. ANDREA.

 

[KC 🦋]

We are NOT going to pretend Pettifleur is more vital than Australia's premier psychic!

 

[Apoca]

 

[KC 🦋]

 

[Will]

Cast Pettifleur AND her sister

 

[jivafox]

So there’s another cast announcement coming soon, coupled with a news story going around, it does indeed look like Gina is out. Apparently the delay in filming Season 5 has changed things.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So there’s another cast announcement coming soon, coupled with a news story going around, it does indeed look like Gina is out. Apparently the delay in filming Season 5 has changed things.

As in, she's not in that either!?

 

[jivafox]

No. We are looking at a Gina-less Season 5

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Apoca]

I wanted another season of Janet vs Gina.

 

[jivafox]

Homophobia at its finest.

 

[Phoenix]

RIP

 

[Phoenix]

I’m shocked that they ditched Lydia.

The three OGs look like aunties with the younger new cast.

 

[KC 🦋]

Seven housewives with FOUR new ones?

A Gina departure is one thing. But Gina AND Lydia?! They took the two most problematic ones

Meanwhile, we've got Jackie back. Queen of shock facials and dilated pupils.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Apoca]

Not Gina AND Lydiot

 

[Devil]

both going is shite

 

[RS]

That’s unacceptable! Especially with Jackie there too. And no Pettifleur.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well I know how I'm spending the rest of my period of mourning. It feels so much worse having had the promise of one more season

 

[Will]

Jackie sat there smiling in the middle as though her inclusion wasn't the result of a panic phone-around last week when Gina dropped out, and she was the only one willing to drop everything and say yes

As much as I love Janet and Gamble, the new wives had better be excellent, because those two have always worked better being somewhat on the sidelines than out front. Jackie, meanwhile, has never worked.

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

The jewel in the Real Housewives crown is now officially tarnished.

 

[jivafox]

Cackling at all the replies on social media to this announcement being nothing but negative.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

Lydia has UPSET me even more! Gina was always a bit checked out on the later seasons, but Lydia really is essential, and now we have the DREADED Jackie back! Anyway I’m mot counting out the series just yet but I’m certainly very NERVOUS.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Now we’re over the shock can we discuss THIS DRESS?!?

 

[jivafox]

Conjured up by Jackie's DEMONS!

 

[Apoca]

The Jackie - Lydia trade-off frustrates me more than ANYTHING else.

SHINE SHINE SHINE instead of CAN I SPOCK Haven't we suffered ENOUGH?

 

[Suomi]

Thank god Janet survived

 

[Suomi]

SHINE SHINE SHINE

oh god my brain had buried this nonsense

 

[Lucille]

Why invite Jackie back instead of PETTIFLEUR!

 

[Apoca]

Pettifleur vs. Gamble would have cushioned the blow of Gina's and Lydiot's departure IMMENSELY

 

[jivafox]

Janet better not play nice with the new girls. She’s our only hope.

 

[Apoca]

"I hope you're all shining bright"

 

[Suomi]

Janet better not play nice with the new girls. She’s our only hope.

Omg at Janet’s “without those other two bitches”

 

[Apoca]

Gamble made me cackle the most. What an utterly delightful fruitloop.