UK General Election 2024 - July 4th

How are you likely to vote?

  • Total voters
    67
General election odds for most seats won:

Labour 2/17
Any other party 10/1
Conservative 13/1

In government after the next election:

Labour Majority 1/6
Labour Minority 10/1
Labour/Lib Dem Coalition 16/1
Conservative Majority 25/1

Never in my life have i seen it be so one sided.
 
Politics live is already hurting my brain

- Jeremy Corbyn
- Labour don’t have a plan
- War in Ukraine

Blah blah
 
Indie said:
General election odds for most seats won:

Labour 2/17
Any other party 10/1
Conservative 13/1

In government after the next election:

Labour Majority 1/6
Labour Minority 10/1
Labour/Lib Dem Coalition 16/1
Conservative Majority 25/1

Never in my life have i seen it be so one sided.
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Is it worth chucking twenty quid on to soften the blow in the event that the unthinkable happens? Although even with those odds, I'd probably need to put on a fair bit more than £20 to feel even momentarily slightly better.
 
How has Sunak got so much wrong in the space of 24 hours? Is his OWN TEAM trying to sabotage him?
 
funky said:
How has Sunak got so much wrong in the space of 24 hours? Is his OWN TEAM trying to sabotage him?
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I'm only amazed there was so much LEFT to FUCK UP considering all his GLORIOUS BALLS UPS of the last 18 months.
 
Ellie said:
According to the BBC it looks like at least 70 Tory MPs are going to stand down and not seek re-election. Probably fear of the humiliation.
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Not including all the "independent" ex-Tories, like Matt Hancock, Crispin Blunt & William Wragg
 
When he's booted, somebody should cast Johnny Mercer and Felicity in reality TV ASAP. Such thin-skinned messy bitches.
 
Ellie said:
According to the BBC it looks like at least 70 Tory MPs are going to stand down and not seek re-election. Probably fear of the humiliation.
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Bastards had better not spoil my night. I've booked the day off to see Jonathan Gullis lose his seat, he'd better not stand aside.
 
Even those not resigning their seats have GIVEN UP HOPE

Steve Baker on LBC admitting he'll likely lose, is going to go on holiday during the election campaign, and after the vote he'll probably go into ACTING :disco:
 
I don't work Fridays, and it looks a lot of moopy won't be that week, either.

Can someone devise a drinking game?
 
lolly said:
Is it worth chucking twenty quid on to soften the blow in the event that the unthinkable happens? Although even with those odds, I'd probably need to put on a fair bit more than £20 to feel even momentarily slightly better.
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That's what I did in.. I think the 2015 one. The bookies seemed sure there'd be another hung parliament and some kind of big rainbow coalition, I thought "pffft that'd be lovely but I'll bet on the worst outcome of a Conservative majority". Just made me feel dirty really to essentially end up profiting from a shit outcome that'd lead to the deaths of various poor and homeless people. I did get a bit of money towards my next mobile though.

Same with the Brexit referendum.
 
I've just found out I have the Thursday off as well. So, vote early, get some naps in and pull an all-nighter, maybe?
 
Cloud said:
That's what I did in.. I think the 2015 one. The bookies seemed sure there'd be another hung parliament and some kind of big rainbow coalition, I thought "pffft that'd be lovely but I'll bet on the worst outcome of a Conservative majority". Just made me feel dirty really to essentially end up profiting from a shit outcome that'd lead to the deaths of various poor and homeless people. I did get a bit of money towards my next mobile though.

Same with the Brexit referendum.
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No reason to feel bad, you simply noted that Britain is full of pricks.
 
lolly said:
Is it worth chucking twenty quid on to soften the blow in the event that the unthinkable happens? Although even with those odds, I'd probably need to put on a fair bit more than £20 to feel even momentarily slightly better.
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No overall majority looks like decent value (even though I don't think it'll happen)
 
Just realised its the Thursday straight after Glastonury, thats one way to bust right through the massive comedown!
 
Christ if I'd have seen the future from 20 years ago I'd assume we'd have gone full 28 Days Later.

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Liverpool is an interesting story from a relative who campaigns for Labour. In 2019, the campaigns were run across the region to make sure that nothing fell to the Tories - it was unlikely but the way it was then you didn't know. I think only Southport fell to the Tories in the end, which was always on the fence. This time they're going to reverse it and focus on only the swing districts, and aim to take back Southport. What a difference 5 years makes - given that Liverpool is the most anti-Tory region in England, the swings in other metro areas are going to be interesting to say the least.
 
funky said:
Liverpool is an interesting story from a relative who campaigns for Labour. In 2019, the campaigns were run across the region to make sure that nothing fell to the Tories - it was unlikely but the way it was then you didn't know. I think only Southport fell to the Tories in the end, which was always on the fence. This time they're going to reverse it and focus on only the swing districts, and aim to take back Southport. What a difference 5 years makes - given that Liverpool is the most anti-Tory region in England, the swings in other metro areas are going to be interesting to say the least.
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Just checked and Labour have NEVER won Southport :o
 
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