UK General Election 2024 - July 4th

[big ron]

Just for you @ButterTart

My god WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I'm low key obsessed with Lib Dem electioneering. Can't wait to see what £20 props they come up with.

They're giving San Marino at Eurovision meets low rent Etsy.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Also why the fuck did Sunak call the election NOW before any of his key policies get going or pass?

He was never really into it was he? Literally just a job to him.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t wait to find out how many 100s of millions were spent on the Rwanda scheme that in the end will never deport one migrant!

 

[jivafox]

And which of their cunty mates were handed all the contracts!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WET

 

[Lucille]

How do you recover from PATHETIC DESPERATE WET RUBBISH.

 

[Sheena]

The campaign’s going well:

I am amazed we’re not in there. I have genuinely no idea about any Tory who has been remotely active in Portsmouth South since Labour took over.

And consider Penny is Portsmouth North and the rest of the blue wall, it must be considered a reasonably high profile target (well, in a normal election situation it would be, I mean).

 

[big ron]

Also why the fuck did Sunak call the election NOW before any of his key policies get going or pass?

He was never really into it was he? Literally just a job to him.

Just a step up to consulting abroad

 

[Lucille]

Sunak doesn’t need money so I don’t think he saw this as a career stepping stone, this was his dream, and it was an abysmal failure.

 

[Cloud]

Hoe do you recover from PATHETIC DESPERATE WET RUBBISH.

I'll let you know!

 

[lolly]

 

[PercyPig]

Rishi will love a bit of Morrisons being asset stripped by a hedge fund. Smell it all bbz xx.

 

[funky]

Just checked and Labour have NEVER won Southport

Yeah I checked too, but I don’t think the share is that strong versus other places is it? Like based on current swing trajectories Southport is easily within reach now and that would make LCR a 100% non-Tory region, not just the city, but the entire metropolitan district!

 

[Indie]

Sunak will be on course to be the second shortest serving Prime Minister of the last 100 years.

Also, the shortest.

 

[Madison]

Sir John Redwood GONE:

 

[octophone]

Sir John Redwood GONE:

GOOD.

He can get away with it tho', he's been around for ages.

 

[GNL]

Jeremy Corbyn to stand as independent at general election

Former Labour leader confirms he will stand as an independent candidate in Islington North

www.theguardian.com

Corbyn's going solo.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jeremy Corbyn to stand as independent at general election

Former Labour leader confirms he will stand as an independent candidate in Islington North

www.theguardian.com

Corbyn's going solo.

Thank god England might at least elect one socialist.

DON'T FUCK IT UP ISLINGTON NORTH

 

[octophone]

He'll keep his seat. Calling it now.

 

[D5K]

Jeremy Corbyn to stand as independent at general election

Former Labour leader confirms he will stand as an independent candidate in Islington North

www.theguardian.com

Corbyn's going solo.

 

[GNL]

Lejba
It's kinda krejza

 

[VoR]

She’s determined to make this as embarassing and awkward for Starmer as humanly possible whichever way it plays out.

 

[Madison]

She seems desperate. But kudos for the Moopy capitalisation.

 

[Lucille]

GET HIM DIANE!

 

[jivafox]

I want to know which shady gay PA taught her to only use grainy LQ photos of her enemies. SO cunty yet subtle.

 

[Ellie]

Why is she tagging herself?

 

[Kate]

He'll keep his seat. Calling it now.

Yup. So will Diane, whether Keith lets her back in or not.

 

[octophone]

Yup. So will Diane, whether Keith lets her back in or not.

Absolutely, especially if they stand some Streetingesque noob with as much character as a Ritz cracker.

 

[VoR]

This one's probably less likely to succeed...

 

[Finn]

 

[Madison]

If you don’t “stand” for reelection, you miss out on extra pay and lots of office transition expenses. The system incentives doomed MPs to make a nominal reelection effort.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Smaller parties may be squeezed out of UK election TV leadership debates

Lib Dems, Greens and SNP could lose out as broadcasters focus on head-to-heads between Sunak and Starmer

www.theguardian.com

Outrageous, and we really need debates standardised somehow because this nonsense gets debated every election now.

 

[VoR]

If you don’t “stand” for reelection, you miss out on extra pay and lots of office transition expenses. The system incentives doomed MPs to make a nominal reelection effort.

So it says a lot that so many Tories are still choosing to abandon ship!

 

[lolly]

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[VoR]

Somebody on his comms team absolutely HATES HIM

 

[big ron]

Good lord.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Ill Advised]

76 Tories have now stood down, beating the amount before the 1997 landslide for Labour