UK General Election 2024 - July 4th

[GNL]

It's poor business for when he's out of parliament, no one will buy what they can do easily get for free

Yes, he's given us HOOF, he's given us HOOP. Nobody's going to buy the milk if they've already got the cow.

 

[octophone]

Reminder that the largest British Army garrison Catterick is located in Sunak’s constituency and approx 25% of the electorate are service people.

I take it his chances of being ousted are still minimal...

 

[gggggg]

I take it his chances of being ousted are still minimal...

Well, yes. Even some of the outlandish MRPs still have him holding on. The fact it’s even a possibility is extraordinary. And we have four more weeks of cockups to go!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[win_the_game]

I take it his chances of being ousted are still minimal...

Labour are only 6% behind based on the current Electoral Calculus predictions.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[Ill Advised]

GO BINFACE, GO!

 

[GNL]

GO BINFACE, GO!

Doesn't this just split votes away from the only candidate who has a chance to unseat him?

Spoiler

by which I mean Elmo

 

[VoR]

 

[GNL]

GRIM.

 

[funky]

I so want to be in the room at just ONE of Rishi’s strategy meeting with his election team

I have never in my life known such a shitshow and it’s only been a week

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I so want to be in the room at just ONE of Rishi’s strategy meeting with his election team

I have never in my life known such a shitshow and it’s only been a week

It's been over two weeks.

 

[funky]

My shitshow comment still stands.

 

[ButterTart]

I believe Rishi's campaign manager, a Ms J. Swinson, deserves immense credit for her work thus far.

 

[funky]

I believe Rishi's campaign manager, a Ms J. Swinson, deserves immense credit for her work thus far.

 

[octophone]

Oh, that's going to hit.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[Shoat]

And that just proves the point about the useless tone-deaf people he is surrounding himself with.

The GP raises valid legitimate concerns about health care. And Sunak chooses instead to LOL with some offscreen oaf complaining that doctors have annual leave.

 

[Ill Advised]

Sheesh

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why am I about to spend my Friday night watching this debate please?

I'm not even drinking during it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I need a full version of that BBC News and Election theme (King Arthur by Rick Wakeman I think?). It FUCKS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Where is her sword please?

 

[Jark]

I'm watching this and will flick over to the England friendly on +1 after... not sure which will be less entertaining

Ange Rayner sounded nervous at the top then

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm watching this and will flick over to the England friendly on +1 after... not sure which will be less entertaining

Ange Rayner sounded nervous at the top then

They've vanished now that she's scrapping with Penny

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thank god the lots put them next to each other!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Rhun ap Iorwerth

 

[ZenGiraffe]

"The National Cake"

 

[Jark]

Ange kind of ate Pen Pen up there. the fucking gall of Penny to pull that "14 years in opposition and no plan" line

 

[Jark]

Daisy from the Lib Dems (love the lewk!) and Mrs. Green are both doing quite well when they can get a word in.

 

[Jark]

I think Carla Green's answer on immigration was by far the best of the debate so far

 

[jivafox]

Pen Pen’s hair The gays hate her now she’s turned on trans people, she had to get it done by Margaret Thatcher’s ghost.

 

[win_the_game]

How many times is Angie going to say "TORIES CRASHED THE ECONOMY"?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh thank god. It's confirmed there is a Scottish Green standing in my seat, so I don't need to spoil my ballot.

 

[Jark]

which button do I have to press to elect Carla as PM and activate Ange and Pen's ejector podiums?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

YES STEPHEN

 

[Jark]

I bet zaddy stephen has lovely balls. great response on brexit

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Lib Dem sounds like she's moments away from tears

 

[auretz]

Nominations have closed, and this spreadsheet shows who's standing where:

Annoyingly we seem to have someone from the Liberal Party standing in our marginal Tory/Lib Dem seat, which may be enough to keep it Tory due to stupid people

It also appears that the Tories have failed to field any candidate in Rotherham - is that the first time that they've not contested somewhere in GB?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[PercyPig]

Where’s the BBC Verify on their website?