What’s in your fridge?

[RaspberrySwirl]

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Where are the sweets?

 

[Sheena]

Well that depends on if you mean the fridge or the WINE fridge

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Christ, I thought I was bad for condiments

Yeah me too. I think we can establish that @big ron is the KING of CONDIMENTS and I have no choice but to STAN.

 

[Sheena]

Eggs don't belong in the fridge: they don't work as well if you're doing a cake or other baking if they're not room temperature.

I don't put sauces in the fridge either, but that's personal preference. I don't want cold ketchup on my chips.

Agreed with eggs but I much prefer a cold sauce. You don’t need to, though…

 

[big ron]

The entire top shelf is condiments, most of the 2nd one and most of the shit in the doors

 

[Sheena]

And I have LOADS of condiments. Like stupid amounts.

CONDIMENTS WITH EVERYTHING

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What is that next to the olives

That must be his magic mushroom.

 

[Apoca]

Where are the sweets?

 

[big ron]

What is that next to the olives

mycelium

 

[Kate]

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My tabasco is the smoked one too

BIG RON CONDIMENT KING.

 

[Sheena]

 

[big ron]

Where are the sweets?

Top shelf of the door

 

[Sheena]

All the sides are condiments plus I have a £25 jar of pickled onions hiding in the top right.

 

[big ron]

My tabasco is the smoked one too

BIG RON CONDIMENT KING.

Mix creme fresche and mayo 50/50 and add some of that chipotle tabasco. Proper banging taco condiment

 

[big ron]

Note also NO EGGS in the fridge. Heathens.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Loving the big dildo/toppy carrot hidden in the bottom shelf.

 

[Kate]

Eggs don't belong in the fridge: they don't work as well if you're doing a cake or other baking if they're not room temperature.

I don't put sauces in the fridge either, but that's personal preference. I don't want cold ketchup on my chips.

Well I don't bake, unless you count Yorkshire puddings when I make the mixture in advance and let it come to room temp anyway. So THAT'S FINE

 

[Dark Carnival]

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Do you keep your drugs in the fridge ron? I heard coke is best kept in the fridge.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also, POPPERS.

 

[Kate]

Well that depends on if you mean the fridge or the WINE fridge

I assume this is what @Rita meant TOO

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

If eggs don’t belong in the fridge, then how come fridges have special egg shelves/holders inside?

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

Also, POPPERS.

Poppers should be kept in the freezer.

 

[Kate]

@Sheena what is in blue bowl pls

 

[big ron]

Do you keep your drugs in the fridge ron? I heard coke is best kept in the fridge.

No, the only drug that needs to go in the fridge really is acid but thats better in the freezer. The mushrooms are only dehydrating in the fridge, then they’ll go in an airtight jar once the moistures out.

 

[big ron]

That said, fridges are airtight, and thus smellproof, if you’re paranoid.

 

[Sheena]

@Sheena what is in blue bowl pls

Apples off my allotment

 

[GinAg (39)]

Everything in the MODERN THINGS TOPIC.

 

[Inner Smile]

If eggs don’t belong in the fridge, then how come fridges have special egg shelves/holders inside?

Thats for creme eggs

 

[Alla]

Eggs don't belong in the fridge: they don't work as well if you're doing a cake or other baking if they're not room temperature.

Errr you just take them out earlier You also have to do it with butter in some recipes and you surely keep it in the fridge.

 

[Sheena]

I’m quite enjoying the juxtaposition between Alpro yogurt and a FUCKLOAD of cheese

 

[Kate]

Fuck non-spreadable butter. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

 

[Indie]

Dog food shelf:

Two tins dog food
2 tubes primula
Dog milk
Turmeric paste

Everything else:

Half tin coconut milk
English mustard
Lemon curd made with mead
Home made Coconut cake (to prevent melting in this heat)
Half tin chickpeas
Greek yoghurt
Hot and spicy pickled onions
Grana padano
Chicken stock
Cranberry sauce
Vintage cheddar
Bertolli spread
Dairylea
Cornish yarg
Tomato paste
Yorkshire Nduja
This isn't chicken soy pieces
Two leftover bbq sausages
Smoked salmon
Double cream
Bottle of white wine
5x beer (one home brew, one San Miguel, three craft)
2 butter
Chipotle paste
Galangal paste
Wholegrain mustard
Chipotle mayonnaise
Tamarind paste
Mango chutney
Sundried tomatoes
Jar olives
Jar capers
Strawberry jam
Marmalade
Coconut water
2x milk
2x apple juice
Celery
Spring onions
Limes
Carrots
Peaches
Plums
Broccoli
Half an onion
Chilli peppers

 

[Alla]

I have over 3 kilos of the finest cheese in the fridge my dad gave me, I don't want to open it because I'm trying to keep myself fit. Anyone?

 

[lolly]

I thought the issue with keeping eggs in the fridge was that they really do not respond well to relatively slight changes of temperature, and so if they are stored in the fridge they should be at the back - despite the fact that the trays are usually in the fridge door, which obviously is more susceptible to temperature change.

 

[Kate]

Is turmeric good for doggos?

 

[octophone]

Nearly came when I saw all those condiments. Lunch at @big ron's plz.

 

[Alla]

Fuck non-spreadable butter. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

Unless you cook, because I never spread butter on toast, so I buy the proper one.

 

[octophone]

I resolved the eggs in-or-out dilemma by not eating eggs any more. Admittedly, this approach doesn't work for everything in life.

 

[Sheena]

Fuck non-spreadable butter. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

Have actual butter that isn’t full of weird chemicals and put it in a butter dish and not in the fridge at all. It doesn’t go off!

 

[lolly]

Nearly came when I saw all those condiments. Lunch at @big ron's plz.

I'll bring my own crudités, as long as I can have free rein to dip with gay abandon.