What's in Enya's handbag?

[RS]

The Khmer Empire

 

[Tisch]

Lesley Roy

 

[funky]

A bag of Revels… minus the coffee ones

 

[Diddy]

A selfie stick forged from EXCALIBUR

 

[ButterTart]

£50 from the whip-round at the office for Sandra’s retirement in 2013.

 

[ButterTart]

The last known Cadburys Aztec bar in existence.

 

[Adeva]

A bottle of Radox, a glass of wine, spaghetti with meatballs and a toaster.

 

[Diddy]

A sandwich bag of hair that she’s discreetly snipped off people sitting in front of her on the bus

 

[octophone]

A slightly crumpled copy of "L'Etranger".

 

[funky]

A scrapbook containing all the lyrics to every song by the Wu Tang Clan

 

[GNL]

A mummified Big Mac

 

[funky]

5 of the infinity stones

(One fell out when she was rummaging for stamps)

 

[Marina Salty]

Silver bullets, wooden stakes, garlic

 

[Ellie]

The 1975 Jackie Annual

 

[disneyteletubby]

Found this thread again
Amongst other things, I'd guess that (assuming she got the things on sale at Hallmark before this shop) there are snow globes and Christmas cards inside Enya's handbag, tons of receipts, and a slightly crinkled service sheet from her niece/goddaughter Matilda's christening earlier that year (2011).

 

[Zu]

Apparently it's crammed full of OUTFITS AND WIGS

 

[jivafox]

It's FILLED with SAPPHIC YEARNINGS and a little bit of SQUIRT at the bottom.

 

[Alla]

Loreen's 1.8 tonnes overhead screen

 

[Zu]

Loreen's 1.8 tonnes overhead screen

Well I suppose it has to come to some use given the UK's PATHETICALLY FLIMSY ROOVES!

 

[big ron]

A sill warmed tube of reduced fat mayo

 

[GNL]

The memory of trees

 

[GNL]

The tacky longship souvenir I was tempted by in Dublin but didn't buy because it was €20

 

[GNL]

And a long expired Cadbury Wispa Bite

 

[straightorbroken]

I wonder what mints she would have.

 

[RS]

The memory of @Rowan Tree 🌳

 

[disneyteletubby]

2010-11 were Enya's confirmed 'years off' on her music, but she could have bought various album CDs in that time

From 2011 - 21 by Adele (likely her best )

Enya has already gushed over Adele, haha, in this 2015 interview. I guess she'd still be a fan
and Born This Way by Lady Gaga (Fame Monster is probably her best )

I almost thought the 'Tokyo' on her shoulder said 'enya'


Despite the meme, I think Enya was/is a fan of Lady Gaga
(Probably approves of her acting too Also Echoes In Rain and Alejandro: 'Alleluia alle-alle alleluia' is quite like 'Alejandro, ale-alejandro' - listen here

Which other CDs could be in the handbag?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Naomi Campbell's Love And Tears Vinyl

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Enya loves pop up books, but her bag is also full of Magic Eye and Where's Wally books.

 

[disneyteletubby]

This colouring book!

 

[big ron]

Dead baby incest porn CD-ROM

 

[Shoat]

Her own personal will 'o wisp, a book of runes, and a signed photo of her friends Jedward.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Some sweet (edible) treats she was going to include with alongside her sweet music vinyls!

Or a handful of those leaves

 

[jyxz]

Get Enya’s people on the phone

 

[Lucille]

7 dead hamsters.

 

[Zu]

7 dead hamsters.

They’re GERBILS ALRIGHT

 

[Lucille]

No difference to me when they’re up my ANUS!

 

[Lucille]

Me when Enya’s hamsters are gnawing at the walls of my anus.

 

[disneyteletubby]

There are lots of little chocolate Easter eggs but also left over foil wrappers and melting chocolate...

 

[disneyteletubby]

Surely some soft tissues or handkerchiefs in Enya's handbag Maybe tea towels too
Floral patterns or perfume scented
Which perfume? ️