Adverts that are annoying you at the moment? (1 Viewer)

I have to turn off the Tesco one when she goes all MMMM over the meat. I'm not a militant vegetarian by any means but I do not like meat being shoved in my face.
 


The Alexa "dad" advert.

It's ALL VERY WELL doing away with gender stereotypes for the parents (Dad staying at home looking after the child) but then WHY then INSULT both genders immediately?

Men are apparently incapable of doing something without strict supervision from a woman
And women are apparently both controlling/nagging and incredibly patronising

oh fuck off
 
I only really watch Netflix these days so I don't see adverts but that ^^^ is well shit.
 
“We are real, we are live, we are *whatever online casino it is*”. It comes on fifteen times per ad break and it gets RIGHT on my tits.

Also yes, the Alexa advert is insulting shit.
 
Shirley said:
I asked my dentist "Which cleans better? An ordinary toothbrush or A SMACK IN THE GOB WITH A FUCKING MALLET?"
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The dentist might be annoying as fuck but she isn't wrong. Electric toothbrushes are way better!
 
Not annoying but I am quite amused that Gucci are using Roxy Music's "In Every Dream Home A Heartache" in their latest pretentious perfume ad. How ODD that they've left out all the references to inflatable sex dolls though :o
 
The calm bull adverts for MoneySuperMarket are irritating me at the moment. I’m not sure what they’re trying to say. Even in a guaranteed state of peril, you’ll feel calm just because you’re financially secure?
 
Are there even more than about 4 adverts on loop at the moment?

SERGEI IT'S ALL AUTOMATEDDDDDDD
crik-crak-crok for a couple of hours, on a beautiful dayyyy
cazzooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyeah
Hi I'm the bloke who plays the Go Compare guy

That's it!
 
I just heard a drippy girly cover version of Born To Be Wild on an advert and now I want to kill things. Whoever commissioned the Proclaimers one for the Viagra ad needs to be VIOLENTLY ENDED as well.
 
Talking of drippy girly covers, the number around now that take originally upbeat fun songs and turn them into DIRGE is ridiculous.

I found one this week that truly takes the cake. I dare you to be able to listen to more than a minute.

 
On another note, I've always found Professor Green strangely attractive so I quite enjoy the one with him sitting vibrating on a washing machine.
 
I often put YouTube on music videos and let it roll, and I don’t have anything specific (probably Japan only anyway), but I HAAAATE when the adverts are a WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO

at the moment they’re pushing some actual hits, but sometimes it’s a total self-released dogshit song. Also Kings & Queens by Ava Max seems to be on every 5th song

and a 3 minute one about an Osaka dental clinic (not a song)
 
I missed one of the current repertoire! Which would be the one with the Master telling us how to get a great night's sleep.
 
Diddy said:
I often put YouTube on music videos and let it roll, and I don’t have anything specific (probably Japan only anyway), but I HAAAATE when the adverts are a WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO

at the moment they’re pushing some actual hits, but sometimes it’s a total self-released dogshit song. Also Kings & Queens by Ava Max seems to be on every 5th song

and a 3 minute one about an Osaka dental clinic (not a song)
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I've had Money Machine by 100 gecs as one of those ads before :disco:
 


I mean this has to be one the worst adverts of all time

- There’s no explanation Asda were asking people to make adverts for them now
- It’s supposed to look homemade and DIY but the camera and use of wide angles and dolly’s says otherwise, why not just film it on his fucking phone
- There’s a behind the scenes element to it while also being the actual advert itself but there’s no shift in tone to separate the two
- The pocket tap, pocket tap, pocket tap 4 times bit is just fucking bizarre
- He’s largely incomprehensible
 
PercyPig said:


I mean this has to be one the worst adverts of all time

- There’s no explanation Asda were asking people to make adverts for them now
- It’s supposed to look homemade and DIY but the camera and use of wide angles and dolly’s says otherwise, why not just film it on his fucking phone
- There’s a behind the scenes element to it while also being the actual advert itself but there’s no shift in tone to separate the two
- The pocket tap, pocket tap, pocket tap 4 times bit is just fucking bizarre
- He’s largely incomprehensible
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also there’s literally nothing about what they’re buying. My main takeaways are:
ASDER
he’s foreign
Well maybe not foreign but northern enough to be ESL
none of those kids or old ladies know who he is
He nicked a trolley
 
Omg there are more


now he’s got a nicer phone than the old Nokia
Kids are all dead
That punchline makes no sense
 
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