Congratulations Dr. Geru Hallwell

[straightorbroken]

Clearly George wasn't picking up the phone during half of the Passion sessions then.

 

[Halli]

Geru is coming to slay you Gaga

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/stilltrendy">@stilltrendy</a>: <a href="https://twitter.com/GeriHalliwell">@GeriHalliwell</a> Album release date?! ;)”

I know what my first single is. X</p>&mdash; Geri Halliwell (@GeriHalliwell) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeriHalliwell/statuses/351060929938604032">June 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[straightorbroken]

You'd think she'd be sworn off using a capital X for life.

 

[Halli]

(If you are referring to a certain Richard)

 

[GNL]

She could have at least told us the single release date X

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[jivafox]

 

[Halli]

What makes always makes me laugh about that picture, in it's original form, is that he is lumbered with her poxy dog

'Daddy' looks like he's had quite enough of the walk and is literally being dragged along

 

[VoR]

 

[Kaleen]

Those three really are busom buddies aren't they?

 

[Halli]

someone at denden just can't take it anymore

I wasn't gonna write this.

I have to go, leave here, right now and also won't be recording or even watching AGT. I'm sure MelSpice will and MattDiz90 too so i know you guys will be ok.

Why? I have to forget about her simple as that and the only way is to avoid everything geri. As much as i don't want to, i have to.. again.. hopefully for the last time. Don't know what it is, the winter, too much time on my hands or what but now i'm just thinking of her all the time and with twitter there, seing her tweets, knowing she's only a tweet away, makes it even worse. I actually get jealous if she tweets back to a guy - crazy huh? I've got rid of my account and won't go back there, and the same here, also the TV, have to avoid ch9 or atleast look away when those commercials come on.

When i came back after about 6mths away i thought i was over her, that she meant nothing, and as you saw in my first posts they wern't nice - trying to fool myself that "see, she means nothing to me". Well that didn't last long did it? and i hate it when i do that too.

Anyway, it's sad i have to forget her as i don't want to, she means so much to me but i have no choice as it's too hard seeing her and knowing i'm nothing to her, nor will ever be.

Also don't ask me anything as i won't sign back in, not for anything. I'll prolly peek for a day maybe two but that's it. I have to forget her

Goodluck with the music guys too and in parting leave this last song - listen to it it's nice, and pretty much how i feel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--7u0LXVV04&feature=youtu.be

 

[Christian]

I bet VB has got that picture pinned to her CARBS CRIMINALS themed dart board

ONEHUNDREDANDEIGHTY for getting all three nuggets on Bunton's SPATULA

 

[straightorbroken]

Geru's bending down into a bin, isn't she?

 

[Kaleen]

That photo is so fake - Bunton isn't even wearing an OVEN GLOVE!

 

[Christian]

Geru's bending down into a bin, isn't she?

She's reaching for George's number apparently.

 

[Christian]

That photo is so fake - Bunton isn't even wearing an OVEN GLOVE!

She's clearly cleaning out Beckingham Palace's only oven.

Last used in 2003 when the STAFF accidentally switched it on.

 

[straightorbroken]

someone at denden just can't take it anymore

Bluebell Madge breaks her silence.

 

[Halli]

*Gay squeals*

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Something is coming ....</p>&mdash; Geri Halliwell (@GeriHalliwell) <a href="https://twitter.com/GeriHalliwell/statuses/357458159041921024">July 17, 2013</a></blockquote>
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[Loufoque]

I heard Calling in a bar in Moscow the other day. It was actually rather a high-end place, once again proving that there is demand for Geri in the emerging markets

 

[Halli]

There seems demand for a bit of Geru in Russia

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[straightorbroken]

Sadly she doesn't bellow "I like chocolate and Lebedyansky" as I'd hoped.

 

[Loufoque]

I like the concept of being an emerging market artist

In fact I might set up a sideline in pushing faded popstars in Russia

 

[Pipo]

She's clearly cleaning out Beckingham Palace's only oven.

Last used in 2003 when the STAFF accidentally switched it on.

actual LOL

*starts a strict diet of air and plasma only*

 

[Eileen]

I like the concept of being an emerging market artist

In fact I might set up a sideline in pushing faded popstars in Russia

I can imagine Geru being wheeled out in KYRGYZSTAN to some nonplussed looking yurt dwellers as she belts out a ROUSING rendition of CALLING. The smile on her face cracking as she struggles to keep it together.

I've just reminded myself of when I saw her perform for the PRINCELY sum of £15 in G-A-Y. She made no bones about ostentatiously looking at her WATCH to see for how long she'd been on and whether she could finally fuck off to collect her CASH.

 

[Loufoque]

I love that racist old Ei still thinks the Central Asians still live in tents when they could buy and sell his arse with all their precious minerals

 

[Eileen]

Loufoque: Bishkek is the centre of the universe.

It's YEARS of hanging around with That One whatsdunnit.

 

[Loufoque]

Loufoque: Bishkek is the centre of the universe.

!

 

[Halli]

Anyway, I am now officially declaring Geru 'BIG IN RUSSIA'

 

[VoR]

She's still big HERE

It's just the CHARTS that got SMALL

 

[Loufoque]

Anyway, I am now officially declaring Geru 'BIG IN RUSSIA'

Someone needs to pitch this to her as a new documentary

Surely there's a billionaire there she can fuck as well

 

[Loufoque]

OH MY GOD, I forgot how utterly AMAZINGLY AWFUL the Bag It Up video actually is

The final minute is what I imagine a night out with Sheena would look like

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[Halli]

It could go something like this:

Geru saves the gay tourists threatened with arrest in Russia. She distracts the cops with new Sade Inspired single By Your Bins

 

[straightorbroken]

I always love how she's cut off on her own song pretty much. She probably had a full A4 pad of dialogue she went through.

 

[straightorbroken]

It could go something like this:

Geru saves the gay tourists threatened with arrest in Russia. She distracts the cops with new Sade Inspired single By Your Bins

From the nu Geru album Bin Around The Block coming soon.

 

[Halli]

I demand a third autobiography too. Geri Halliwell - The Ultimate Russian Ice Queen

 

[VoR]

I always love how she's cut off on her own song pretty much. She probably had a full A4 pad of dialogue she went through.

That's my favourite bit too. You just KNOW she was still yammering out her pop-feminist catchphrases for a good 45 minutes as the producers wearily turned down the levels and slipped out for a much-needed pint.

See also: Heaven & Hell (Being Geri Halliwell)

 

[straightorbroken]

We're a long way off album number 7, but "007: From Russia With Chocolate Cake" does have a ring to it.

 

[JillTyrell]

I always love how she's cut off on her own song pretty much. She probably had a full A4 pad of dialogue she went through.

There is actually a remix of Bag It Up that uses some of the ad libs that weren't used in the Radio Mix so there probably is a couple of minutes' worth of 'inspirational' rumblings that haven't been heard.

 

[straightorbroken]

Bag It Up is the ultimate bulimia anthem really when you think about it: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW *rolls up sleeve* and SPIT 'EM OUT indeed.

 

[monsta]

Someone needs to reassure me that I'm not on heavy duty tranquillisers and that this is actually a THING

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