Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

THIS STAGING

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

THIS HOT SHIT MUST QUALIFY

 

[Ellie]

Oh is this in ENGLISH?

 

[dzjermlaw]

Her vocal is some way from flawless, isn’t it.

 

[Marina Salty]

The camerawork is hit and miss

 

[Star]

This is a bit raunchy

 

[straightorbroken]

Dixie Kong lives!

 

[wendy the Go_At]

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

 

[lolly]

I like HER, but this is shit

 

[straightorbroken]

And now it's just a gangbang really.

 

[Mother Superior]

She's terrifying.... I love it

 

[RS]

What is actually going on?

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

SHE'S PASSING WITH FLYING COLORS IN MY BOOK

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit

 

[straightorbroken]

Kala!!!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

That was BARELY MUSIC!

90 Albania

 

[dzjermlaw]

Okay, the next few songs are going to be rough, but we can get through it.

 

[RS]

And where was the song?

 

[win_the_game]

GET THAT IN THE FINAL

 

[ButterTart]

What is actually going on?

Sheridan Smith semen splash

 

[ManicKangaroo]

No Bucks Fizz moment for those guys

 

[COB]

Shaking and screaming and wailing

 

[lolly]

40 Albania

 

[Nancy]

Oooh, is this a VEGAN song?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

12,678 Albania

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Have heard this song about 50 times….oh god what was that note ?

 

[KNT]

That busty woman was giving it HER ALL but it wasn't very good

 

[straightorbroken]

Bob Downe is back bitches.

 

[ButterTart]

Awful when a song peaks three seconds in.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

OOOhhhh nice of them to give us a preview of Wall-E 2: Italy Inflation

 

[Ellie]

A Latvian Vegan rap anthem?

 

[NatAlex Gordienko]

Did they make up that dance routine yesterday ?

 

[Nancy]

I LOVE THIS SONG!

Such an important message behind it.

 

[dzjermlaw]

Oooh, is this a VEGAN song?

Yes, but it’s the musical equivalent of anal cancer so don’t get excited.

 

[win_the_game]

This is DOG SHIT

 

[straightorbroken]

Kala!!!

Seriously, no one else spotted him standing up and cheering?

 

[lolly]

My God I need a lot of alcohol very quickly

 

[FetchFugly]

Not the Eurovision gays filling that inappropriate gap.

 

[wendy the Go_At]

The Wiggles have had a glow up

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Iet me pop the wine bottle open, I'm gonna need it already.