Eurovision 2023 News (2 Viewers)

[funky]

I knew we should have held the damn thing in Cardiff.

Is Cardiff not in the running then?

 

[funky]

LOOK AT ME KNOWING THE EUROVISION JOKES.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

They've got rid of it!

 

[Alla]

Thank god for that

 

[dzjermlaw]

It did always seem kinder to have the losers fed into the monge grinder off camera.

 

[auretz]

Pleasantly surprised!

This whole debacle can live in the same zone as the interval act from 2014 that was met with such a deafening silence in the dress rehearsal that they cut it for the actual show

 

[jyxz]

Guys. There’s a sauna on site.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Maybe the trapdoors were malfunctioning?

Fine but I don't like the EBU being buffered about by online hysteria. Not looking at any of you IN PARTICULAR.

 

[jyxz]

Guys. There’s a sauna on site.

Sponsored by Finland….. I took a photo and it didn’t save. Let’s see if someone else got one.

 

[jyxz]

 

[dzjermlaw]

Sponsored by Finland….. I took a photo and it didn’t save. Let’s see if someone else got one.

If it’s from Finland, it might be a legitimate sauna. Käärijä doesn’t seem the type to be into anonymous sex whilst surrounded by pine.

 

[Alla]

If it’s from Finland, it might be a legitimate sauna.

Poor eurofans

 

[funky]

My pictures appear to be working now

 

[Madison]

The UK’s spokesperson on Saturday will be (not very exciting news - might be worth leaving it as an underwhelming surprise):

Spoiler

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

FUCK OFF

 

[C’est la VoR]

If she's herself, fine, whatever.

If she does it as the Nan character...

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

If she's herself, fine, whatever.

If she does it as the Nan character...

This is the concern

 

[COB]

Amazing choice. Any chance she'll be doing it in character as DONNA NOBLE?

 

[TiShh]

She speaks good French though! So none of the Amanda Holden's "Bonjour, BonWHAT LOL " we had last year.

 

[TiShh]

If she IS in character though, then I vote the offensive translator. Much more ACCESSIBLE for Europe

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

If she IS in character though, then I vote the offensive translator. Much more ACCESSIBLE for Europe

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

She speaks good French though! So none of the Amanda Holden's "Bonjour, BonWHAT LOL " we had last year.

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I wouldn't be terribly mad if she wheeled out the annoying colleague to totally bemuse the rest of Europe with her one trick pony joke

"United Kingdom could we have your twelve points please?"

"Just GUESS! "

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

I wouldn't be terribly mad if she wheeled out the annoying colleague to totally bemuse the rest of Europe with her one trick pony joke

"United Kingdom could we have your twelve points please?"

"Just GUESS! "

Does she not READ MY POSTS

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

DOES ANYONE?

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Have the odds changed since yesterday's semi?

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Have the odds changed since yesterday's semi?

France have DIPPED since the rehearsal clip was shown

 

[THEY CALL ME GAJA]

Yes, Sweden’s odds have shortened, Finland’s drifted and Ukraine and France have swapped places

 

[ButterTart]

Omg we’re up to 8th!

 

[auretz]

I found this more interesting than I'd expected. at the Dutch immediately saying "well it could be worse, we could be IRELAND"

 

[ADONK5]

The wrong opinions in this Buzzfeed article are quite something.

Also intrigued by "We also chose not to include Croatia's entry, as we felt the visuals in the video were controversial in light of the Ukranian-Russian conflict." I'm not usually one to complain about snowflakes but really?!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

THAT’S KIND OF THE POINT!

 

[win_the_game]

They’re getting rightly dragged in the comments for that.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Some more TERRIBLE OPINIONS!

All 69 Eurovision song contest winners – ranked!

From Abba to Céline Dion, chicken noises to lyrics about magical shoes, we rate and slate every winning entry from 1956 onwards

www.theguardian.com

 

[win_the_game]

And someone needs to have a word with Sam in the Buzzfeed article. Loreen is a 5/10 and that Danish noncepop is 10/10. Not enough in the world for that.

 

[C’est la VoR]

Is BuzFeed secretly owned by an Oligarch?

 

[COB]

I think they're just terminally CLOTH EARED and should be put out of their misery

 

[RS]

Some more TERRIBLE OPINIONS!

All 69 Eurovision song contest winners – ranked!

From Abba to Céline Dion, chicken noises to lyrics about magical shoes, we rate and slate every winning entry from 1956 onwards

www.theguardian.com

What a horrible list!

 

[Ill Advised]

Marie N isn’t last so cannot be taken seriously

 

[Zu]

Loreen FOURTH in that Buzzfeed list? FUCK OFF!

And as for some of the shit in that Top 10…