Food heaven & hell

[Alla]

Or Any Pizza vs Pineapple Pizza

I don't have any problem with pineapple pizza, not my favourite and I would order many before that, but I tried it and it's fine for me.

 

[Kala]

I am not actually fussy when it comes to food and drink. Yes, I’m vegetarian but is that classed as ‘fussy’? I’ll eat pretty much anything that’s not got animal in it.

 

[Lucille]

Tinned FRUIT COCKTAIL was vile of course, and I could never recognise a single fruit in it! Except the truly evil CHERRIES.

 

[Alla]

Don’t you? I thought they were sold EUROPE-WIDE! I’m going to have to have a word with naughty DR O

With that unpronounceable name (for a Spaniard) they would be a total flop. Maybe they sell them under another name, Dr. Cariño, who knows.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

@Apoca! Surely the answer is SELBSTVERSTÄNDLICH but do you have Dr Oetker’s range of filth in Germany?

 

[Apoca]

This makes me think of pizza, homemade or in a nice restaurant is HEAVEN, supermarket pizza (fresh or frozen) tastes like plastic, totally HELL

I'm not that fussy with pizza (tho I do appreciate and prefer a well-made pizza) but I take no prisoners when it comes to pasta and especially overlooking it.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

With that unpronounceable name (for a Spaniard) they would be a total flop. Maybe they sell them under another name, Dr. Cariño, who knows.

Or Dr Coño

 

[Lucille]

I think without supermarket pizza I would GENUINELY DIE!

 

[Alla]

Or Dr Coño

! But after finding out Eurovision Soraya has a brand of jumpers called exactly that (Chochete or coño means literally CUNT), I can believe anything.

 

[Apoca]

@Apoca! Surely the answer is SELBSTVERSTÄNDLICH but do you have Dr Oetker’s range of filth in Germany?

The monstrosities that I have seen in German supermarkets have left me BATTERED and BRUISED.

Edizione limitata - ma, certo.

 

[Lucille]

I’d sooner Dr Harold Shipman cooked me dinner than the evil DR OETKAR.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

The monstrosities that I have seen in German supermarkets have left me BATTERED and BRUISED.

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Edizione limitata - ma, certo.

That’s FISH FINGERS isn’t it

I do love the IGLO range. So SPANNEND

 

[Saltwater]

Pizza di pesce?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Achtung DR OETKER FANS

They’re made in BLACKBURN

BIT DISAPPOINTING ISN’T IT

 

[Lucille]

Dr Oetkar sounds like someone who fled to Argentina in the mid forties.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

I miss supermarket pizza. Dr Oetker has gluten free pizzas but they’re horrible.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My favourite thing about my trip to Germany

 

[Lucille]

My favourite thing about my trip to Germany

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How is this allowed?

 

[Lucille]

I’m so upset.

 

[Apoca]

That’s FISH FINGERS isn’t it

I do love the IGLO range. So SPANNEND

I'm amazed Germany hasn't been dragged to DEN HAAG for this. God knows it would be deserved.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

My favourite thing about my trip to Germany

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Doesn’t look at all nasty

Was there no CURRYWURST available locally?

 

[Alla]

I'm so hungry after this pizza chat, thank god I don't have ice cream or any snacks.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Doesn’t look at all nasty

Was there no CURRYWURST available locally?

Only EDEKA'S FINEST PRODUCE for me

 

[Lucille]

Lucy’s Berlin diet was always

Lunch: Currywurst
Dinner: 3 x eccys

Anything else is TOO RISKY.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I haven’t really questioned it before but it’s a bit weird to have pizza “made” by a DOCTOR

Is it supposed to inspire implicit trust in his methods?

 

[Kala]

Lucy’s Berlin diet was always

Lunch: Currywurst
Dinner: 3 x eccys

Anything else is TOO RISKY.

Bab, after three eccies you won’t eat anything for 24 hours. The PERFECT DIET PLAN.

Rosemary Conley found dead in a ditch.

 

[Soldi]

BISCUITS

Heaven: chocolate digestive (I'm old FASHIONED darling), ginger nuts and GARIBALDI
Hell: those awful Maynard choc chip 'biscuits' yuck

omg YES to GINGER NUTS

 

[POP!]

Food hell:

Canned tuna, or any non-fresh fish
Mayonnaise, sour cream, cream cheese, etc.
Cottage cheese

 

[Diddy]

Japan edition (so I’m not dragged through the mud for my British food opinions :

Heaven: Kushi-katsu, basically anything possible to stick on a wooden skewer, dip in batter and deep fry, even things that seem impossible like cheesecake

Hell: sea snail, fish sperm

Oh it’s a delicacy is it? THEN TAKE MINE BY ALL MEANS

 

[Diddy]

Further to the condensed milk, I got a promotional squeeze tube of it, I guess they were trying to infiltrate the fridge. It suggested squirting some on toast, so I gave it a whirl and felt so gross I’ve hardly ever had condensed milk again

 

[RJN]

I used to love slurping a tinned peach down my throat WHOLE

call me by your name, Lucille

 

[RJN]

Food hell:

Canned tuna, or any non-fresh fish
Mayonnaise, sour cream, cream cheese, etc.
Cottage cheese

no tuna salad then?

 

[Diddy]

Just wondering what Moopy will make of my lunch, sitting at a train platform eating a Spaghetti Carbonara sandwich.

It was out of grim curiosity more than anything, it even had bits of spaghetti in it

 

[RJN]

Just wondering what Moopy will make of my lunch, sitting at a train platform eating a Spaghetti Carbonara sandwich.

It was out of grim curiosity more than anything, it even had bits of spaghetti in it

I think I'd like it

 

[Diddy]

I think I'd like it

The Japanese have got some queer ideas about bread products tbh, and I don’t mean like Trans Pride chickpeas

 

[Apoca]

Just wondering what Moopy will make of my lunch, sitting at a train platform eating a Spaghetti Carbonara sandwich.

It was out of grim curiosity more than anything, it even had bits of spaghetti in it

Blocked and reported.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Just wondering what Moopy will make of my lunch, sitting at a train platform eating a Spaghetti Carbonara sandwich.

It was out of grim curiosity more than anything, it even had bits of spaghetti in it

M&S and Aldi had some mac and cheese toastie last year, not that different I'd say...

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

The monstrosities that I have seen in German supermarkets have left me BATTERED and BRUISED.

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Edizione limitata - ma, certo.

My brother had this, I think he liked it. He's sick.

 

[Saltwater]

Hell: sea snail, fish sperm

Oh it’s a delicacy is it? THEN TAKE MINE BY ALL MEANS

This reminded me of another hell: fish eggs.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Hell:
Tripe. Just the smell when it was being cooked made me gag as a child.
Sandwich spread, just why???
This German delicacy - Kesselfleisch, boiled pork. Basically all parts of a pig (including the head, tail and hooves) boiled in some broth. This picture is actually appetizing compared to what it usually looks like: