Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[ButterTart]

What a BEGUILING Tracy Island

 

[Lucille]

I hear she’s been decoupaging her TURDS.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think 'special project' is a particularly descriptive or accurate way to of saying that she's in an iron lung after accidentally being deliberately pushed down a flight of stairs

 

[big ron]

Maybe the special project is the friends we made along the way

 

[octophone]

Can't wait for BIG REVEAL FRIDAY.

 

[Jark]

Can't wait for BIG REVEAL FRIDAY.

I heard the Beeb are bracing for a MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT!

 

[Jark]

don't ask me who my ketchups are but a lady at work who is very good friends with the cousin of the man who took the farm shop video swears in excellent faith that Kate will reveal her new, sharpened cheekbones and cute as hell button nose on the BBC's insta LIVE at 5pm! happy weekend!

 

[Tisch]

Live scenes from the Palace as Kate finishes up her #SecretProject

 

[Jark]

Claudia Winkleman will have ALL the reaction LIVE on bbc2 from 5.30. and tonight Emily Maitlis will host a dedicated edition of Newsnight featuring special guest Moira Stuart.

 

[Tisch]

I will laugh if she just reappears with a new face and we're all meant to just say nothing, like when a new season of Housewives starts and they all look just slightly "off"

 

[lolly]

 

[octophone]

If it's something like that, I'm expecting a full-on Poor Things job; sewn together with bits of other people and walking like she has a two inch grip on an eight inch jobby.

 

[funky]

I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

She passed away on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers her illness and death so as to protect her family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.

RIP

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

She passed away on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers her illness and death so as to protect her family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.

I’ve been waiting for this to come up so that I wasn’t the first person to mention it.

She passed away on a Wednesday night/Thursday morning. There’s a super injunction in place that covers her illness and death so as to protect her family from harrassement.

I know due to my work which is why I’ve been reluctant to mention it on here - we’ve all been sworn to secrecy but seeing as this thread is hidden I should be okay.

RIP

Two sources!?

Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE DEAD (Confirmed)

 

[funky]

Damn was I beaten to it

 

[Star]

 

[octophone]

Iconic post. I'm sure I did a voicenotes version when we were doing videos/recordings of classic posts....

 

[Rita]

And that was the last we heard of Jill….

 

[GNL]

 

[Berly]

And that was the last we heard of Jill….

He’s still alive and well, I often see him out and about

 

[GNL]

TMZ reporting there's a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about her health coming at 6pm today.

Kensington Palace to Reveal Major Update On Kate Middleton's Health

Kate Middleton's mystery disappearance from public view will be solved shortly, TMZ has learned, because Kensington Palace is about to reveal specific details on her health.

www.tmz.com

 

[wildchild]

Big reveal?

 

[funky]

BIG REVEAL FRIDAY

 

[big ron]

OMG

 

[Star]

 

[Star]

Enough time for me to get some popcorn ready.

 

[Lucille]

 

[gggggg]

Can’t believe it took them this long to dig up the spare body parts and get the re-animator machine up and running

 

[Rachey]

Wrong thread it seems...

 

[AGinAg (38)]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

STILL EVIL (or the body double is at least)

 

[Star]

Sorry but this pic

 

[lolly]

That outfit back right is screaming Hyancith Bucket on a day out

 

[Lucille]

She looks better than she USUALLY DOES tbh.

 

[Jark]

she looks incredible. I don't even wanna joke about her being evil anymore. Kate benevolent queen.

 

[GNL]

Prince George obviously taking over the mantle of EVIL QUEEN while his mother recuperates. What a good egg

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Kate benevolent queen.

 

[Lucille]

No but why is she turning the cancer OUT?

 

[Finn]

Horrible family