Russia DISQUALIFIED from Eurovision

[Kratz]

I am too scared to find out about my childhood icon Alsou

Oh I think we know which side her bread is buttered on

 

[D5K]

Did a helicopter just slice her arm off?!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Please God may LOBODA be on Équipe Ukraine, even if she has presumably sold herself to the Russians to make those ravishingly high end videos

You'll be (hopefully) THRILLED to hear that Loboda was uploading pictures of her ACTUAL PASSPORT to Instagram the other day to PROVE she is Ukrainian, and was sharing links to ways you can help support the Ukraine cause

 

[Alias #23]

You'll be (hopefully) THRILLED to hear that Loboda was uploading pictures of her ACTUAL PASSPORT to Instagram the other day to PROVE she is Ukrainian, and was sharing links to ways you can help support the Ukraine cause

*weeps with relief*

Oh HURRAH!

 

[Samanta TinAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Alsou seems to be staying SILENT, but has cryptically posted images of her dressed as a WHITE DOVE (of peace?) so perhaps there is some hope for her



(I may be interpreting this COMPLETELY wrong )

 

[Alias #23]

To honour the Queen of Ukraine’s rightful allegiances, shall we have a celebratory canter up a staircase in a billowing bit of flimsy material, swimsuit and high heels?

 

[Kratz]

Alsou seems to be staying SILENT, but has cryptically posted images of her dressed as a WHITE DOVE (of peace?) so perhaps there is some hope for her



(I may be interpreting this COMPLETELY wrong )

Are those real birds on her shoulder?

She’s probably another propagandist of the ‘special military operation’

 

[OutSynk]

Alsou seems to be staying SILENT, but has cryptically posted images of her dressed as a WHITE DOVE (of peace?) so perhaps there is some hope for her



(I may be interpreting this COMPLETELY wrong )

She has moved over to Telegram. I don’t know about her but her fans aren’t happy about this Ukrainian telling the occupiers to burn in hell.

 

[Kratz]

I know her father is an oil baron and a Russian politician, but it isn’t clear how close he is to Putin or UR. Let’s Telegram her.

 

[Penelope]

To honour the Queen of Ukraine’s rightful allegiances, shall we have a celebratory canter up a staircase in a billowing bit of flimsy material, swimsuit and high heels?

EVERYONE loves a bit of FLIMSY, MIMSY AND HEELS

 

[Alias #23]

EVERYONE loves a bit of FLIMSY, MIMSY AND HEELS!

And what I belatedly realise is a CAPE!

 

[Apoca]

Relieved Loboda is on the right side of things.

Ani Lorak's IG on the other hand... deactivated.

 

[win_the_game]

For someone who was anti-war, this is quite the volte-face.

 

[VoR]

Funny how elastic a persons morals can become when doing the right thing actually threatens their own career…

 

[Apoca]

Urgh.

 

[Madíson]

What a thundercunt.

 

[Kratz]

He has done a complete 180 and has spent quite some time to boot trying to justify his position on social media. His hypocrisy may make him the very worst of the lot.

 

[Christian]

Perhaps the lovely chaps from the FSB have helped him see the light.

 

[Apoca]

Perhaps the lovely chaps from the FSB have helped him see the light.

I don't think it's out of the question at all and I reckon this might be the case for a number of public figures.

But I also just don't want to resort to in dubio pro reo right now. He'll be there. He'll perform. He'll besmirch himself forever. It is what it is.

 

[ButterTart]

I think he’s just doing it to boost morale among the troops. He often talks about how satisfying it is to get behind soldiers and keep their peckers up.

 

[Kratz]

Their peckers up where?

 

[ButterTart]

Their peckers up where?

I hope you’re not insinuating anything untoward; Sergei just wants these brave boys to leave the army and join him for a celebratory vodka. Just last week he said he loves nothing more than to get a soldier out of uniform so he can slip them a stiff one.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hope you’re not insinuating anything untoward; Sergei just wants these brave boys to leave the army and join him for a celebratory vodka. Just last week he said he loves nothing more than to get a soldier out of uniform so he can slip them a stiff one.

Live Footage here:

 

[win_the_game]

I hope you’re not insinuating anything untoward; Sergei just wants these brave boys to leave the army and join him for a celebratory vodka. Just last week he said he loves nothing more than to get a soldier out of uniform so he can slip them a stiff one.

Isn’t the Russian army made up of barely legal conscripts? DIRTY SERGEY.

 

[ButterTart]

Isn’t the Russian army made up of barely legal conscripts? DIRTY SERGEY.

His reasons for switching sides become ever more apparent. Hope he remembers he’s got a beautiful wife and three adoring Tiny Tears dolls waiting for him at home.

 

[Kratz]

With Sergey swelling the ranks, we know that no man will be left behind (because Serg will be in front of all of them, possibly on all fours).

 

[OutSynk]

As of today both Kirkorov and Gagarina banned from entering Estonia for the next 5 years.

 

[D5K]

I'd been wondering where Kirkorov stood on all this (almost certainly not in a good place).

 

[Madíson]

I hear Russia is considering banning Javine and Scooch from performing.

 

[Apoca]

With Sergey swelling the ranks, we know that no man will be left behind (because Serg will be in front of all of them, possibly on all fours).

After (accidentally?) roofying himself, of course.

 

[win_the_game]

His reasons for switching sides become ever more apparent. Hope he remembers he’s got a beautiful wife and three adoring Tiny Tears dolls waiting for him at home.

The same wife he HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR?

Spoiler: NOF

 

[ButterTart]

The same wife he HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR?

Spoiler: NOF

He’s keeping her well fed at least; that saw looks delicious.

 

[Sheena]

Perhaps the lovely chaps from the FSB have helped him see the light.

Anyone else spend at least a few seconds trying to work out why the Federation of Small Businesses were bothered in the first place?

 

[GNL]

The same wife he HANDCUFFED TO THE RADIATOR?

Spoiler: NOF

What artful mise-en-scene.

 

[VoR]

Add another pair of corpses to the fire



I always did find them sinister.

 

[Madíson]

My nomination of Maria for Cunt of the Year 2014 JUSTIFIED.

 

[OutSynk]

I couldn't even finish watching those dumb bitches.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Never stopped you when it came to the Verono slags though did it luv

 

[Kratz]

Add another pair of corpses to the fire



I always did find them sinister.

Surely the last vestige of the desperate to introduce these two ghouls into matters?

Cunning of them to use the exact same surgeon so they still look like twins…

 

[Dark Carnival]

Add another pair of corpses to the fire



I always did find them sinister.

Only confirming what we have been saying for years. This pair is PURE EVIL.